How in the hell can a drink beer out of this glass?

[SCP]

Its not like a fugging sweet tea pitcher keeps coming by and filling it up when it's 3/4s gone.

Look, I'll rip a few pubes out of my sack and leave them on the bar next to my 1% tip.

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[Riverboat Ron]

Do what you do best SCP, poop in it... use your God-given talents man!

Took the words out of my mouth. Drop a deuce in it and return it to the bartender and demand another beer.

[SCP]

Took the words out of my mouth. Drop a deuce in it and return it to the bartender and demand another beer.

I ate corn last night :-(

/thread

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[TheRumGone]

Look, I'll rip a few pubes out of my sack and leave them on the bar next to my 1% tip.

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You better fuging do something scp. You are like the honorary huddle mega fan and this is fuged up....you are fuging ruining an image here....you are ruining the image I have of you ....you are ruining everything.....everything, why?

Why would you do this to us?

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

And people think I'm weird for carrying around a bottle of paint thinner...

[cookinbrak]

Y'all need to calm the fug down. If we were actually playing against the ShitBirds, I could see it. But it's off-season.

 

Let my people drink.

[nctarheel0619]

my neighbor home brewed a black IPA last week. Fugging awesome.

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Very nice, would love that poo.

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[SmokinwithWilly]

Think of it this way.

 

That beer is the only thing good that's going to have a Falcons logo on it this year. 

[the_philosopher]

Honestly, I don't think I would have drunk it if they brought that to me. But that doesn't mean I think you shouldn't have; I think it means I'm taking this Panthers hobby a little too seriously. Half the players on our team would probably drink it.

[SCP]

You better fuging do something scp. You are like the honorary huddle mega fan and this is fuged up....you are fuging ruining an image here....you are ruining the image I have of you ....you are ruining everything.....everything, why?

Why would you do this to us?

Chill brocephus, I got dis. I'm not switching teams here I'm just fueling the hatred.

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[SCP]

Honestly, I don't think I would have drunk it if they brought that to me. But that doesn't mean I think you shouldn't have; I think it means I'm taking this Panthers hobby a little too seriously. Half the players on our team would probably drink it.

I've been driving and making sales calls all day, I mean sometimes you've gotta do poo that you just don't like doing.

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[AppState]

Drink the beer. Take glass into bathroom. Enter stall. Stuff a portion of your pecker and sack into glass. Return glass to bar. For the next few months we can relish the thought of some falcon fan giving you a hummer by proxy.

 

edit: remove said contents before returning glass.

[lola]

What in the actual hell is that? You must feel so cheap now. Cheap, dirty, and douchey. Kinda like Matty Ryan.

[Toker Smurf]

That's why I drink straight from the bottle.