jopie87

And hope like hell they dont stop running

13 months away from a jags, panthers super bowl. Its destiny.

He commentates like a guy who would drop a snap in a critical time

Games going to come down t0 a last second 65+ yard field goal

Shaq Thompson is showing out today.

If he comes back, hes likely a guard from this point on. Feeling gutted.

Gotta go out and draft 8 guys that are scheme fits since they are rolling with Evero. Not sure how they expect a different result otherwise

Mostly just having fun lol. I like football when I don't care who wins.

I just hope all the teams have no fun and every fan base is as miserable as I was last night. Rant incoming. Broncos - no, its always fug the Broncos after the travesty a decade ago. Their head coach looks like the type that would stab his best friend to move up one place in line at Arby's and their QB is a dollar general knock off who only got a run in college because he was a super senior attached to a "having fun again meme." Texans - no, dont want to see the qb i wanted raising a trophy to end the year. No, I don't want a franchise younger than us winning. And I seem to remember a last second victory a few years ago that set up the rube goldberg device from hell that led to the creation of the best Bears team since TV's had 6 channels and the remote control was the youngest kid being yelled at to turn the dial. Patriots - no, that franchise has won enough this century, they get no more. A local kid who grew up loving Cam holding the Lombardi in a patriots jersey. I just had convulsions and threw up a little even writing that. Jaguars - no, the expansion brother cant win one before us, especially when we both picked an apple off the same tree to be a head coach. The dork who started his first press conference with the most awkward "Duuuuuuuvalll" in the history of man cant win. The best thing about the Jaguars and the only good thing they should.ever have is Jason Mendoza from the good place. May every season end in a Blake Bortles fashion until the eventual heat death of the universe. Steelers - if they win, its because the NFL gifted them a retirement tour (see Manning, P). One of the first super bowls that I have memories of is the one where the Steelers QB threw so many balls at Cowboys that Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhal started blushing. And if they go on a run then they're going to start playing that awful black and yellow song again and my ears haven't recovered from the last time. Buffalo - Panthers north deserve the same agony as us. Stole our coach, a young front office star, and then ran a "what if Cam...but with 96% less personality and 25% of the talent" style offense. Its like looking at a fun house mirror version of ourselves but instead of being vilified by the league, the NFL goes out of their way to make sure things are teed up perfectly for Josh. Also, their fan base got all teary eyed because they are getting a new stadium, when the only thing their current one was good for was snowball fights and late game collapses. They get no happiness. Only another long, cold, dark winter. Chargers - Justin Herbert was one pick away in 2020 and their head coach ran away from the college game because he was a bigger cheater than the early 2000's Patriots. Their stadium only has people in it because locals buy season tickets and then sell them to the fans of the visiting team for 3x the face value. That team abandoned San Diego just to be the 9th most popular team in the city, right after the UCLA boys water polo.team. If a team wins a super bowl, and there are no fans making a sound...did they actually win? Eagles - I dont think the world will survive that fan base if the team succeeds again. That fanbase is like the mutant offspring of a Falcons, Saints, and Bucs mass reproduction event. Take everything you hate about the NFC south and shove it into one body and you have a typical Eagles fan. Jalen Hurts being in the conversation of beat dual threat QB because hes racked up 79 touchdowns by lining up under center and then being rammed from behind by three dudes as hard as they can is a travesty. 49ers - CMC wanted out. He ran from a team with the motto of keep pounding because he thought he was too good for the grind. Breaks a finger nail in Carolina and hes on the sideline pedaling a stationaty bike for six weeks. Gets to SF and can handle being 80% of their offense. He should never see the ultimate success and if they make the superbowl he is destined to fumble or make a key mistake every time. Also, the team missed BAD on a first round QB trade up and not only survived but thrived. That amount of luck has used up every 4 leaf clover in the silicon Valley. Rams - cant have the team win the super bowl that barely survived the bank. Stafford has his ring, he doesn't need another. And its pointless to have a team win when they have a total of 8 fans and wouldn't have home field advantage if they played the game in Puka's own backyard. Bears - absolutely fuging no. Sweet hell, I dont think we can handle hearing about how we gifted them their core. DJ should have been here for life. That trade was indefensible and if our dumbass GM and owner gifted them their first superbowl team since VHS tapes were seen as a magical technology, I may need to change my favorite sport to curling. Seahawks - The jets gave up on Darnold. The Panthers gave up on Darnold. The Vikings gave up on Darnold. And then he wins a ring...no. just no. If you ever make a mistake, and its the same mistake the Jets and Vikings made, your franchise should be on the brink of being relegated to the XFL, USFL, or whatever L they are calling the spring league this year. May this season and every season for the Seahawks end the same way. A goal line interception when they could've ran it in. The 12's deserve to be miserable forever. TLDR: No one deserves to be happy when we were 30 seconds away from playing another week. Let every game end in heartbreak for the next month.

Other than the obvious years, there are a few isolated moments. Nick Goings coming out of nowhere was fun.

Give him a head coach salary. Less pressure for him, frees up Canales to manage the game. Everyone wins.

They gave up 25 points in the fourth, that's hard to do. The offense was not good in the second half, but sweet hell giving up 25 points in a quarter is just absurd.

The Bryce trade was Tepper trying to run a get rich quick scheme because he thought he could outsmart the rest of the league. He thought they were one player away when they were 20 players away. He was impatient. Wanted to win now when that was never an option. If nothing more, it shows the value of patience.

Turns out if you dont play defense in the fourth, bad things can happen. Its like they Evero'd their way through the last quarter.

We fleeced them for Olsen. They got it back with the Bryce pick. Score is 1 to 1. They kickstarted the best era our team has ever had when we got Greg.