L-TownCat

When you’re a 6’8 290lbs chiseled out of solid granite Punnett square lottery winner, the “spotlight” was turned on at conception.

The only thing that bugs me is that we lose to them in the regular season only to shitkick them in the playoffs. (Except Thanksgiving, that was a righteous beat down from the heavens).

Hammer was a falcons fan.

I didn’t even know he was still a thing. Good for him. More of a progressive approach but bravo.

They said homey was a little different. But if aliens is as “different” as it gets we just stole a top-10 pick for a guy named Dan.

Jack Del Rio.

Agreed, we had a super star in Pep, and an above average bookend in Rucker. (Im in no way knocking Ruck, Pep was just another species.) Right now, we have an established veteran pass rush monster in Reddick, along side another genetic freak in Burns. add Big Bad Leroy Brown and Daquan to that and it easily tops Jenkins + 1. As tough as it is to admit, these youngin’s got us old timers licked.

The Buccaneers and Ravens both have trophies in spite of their offenses. The ravens went several weeks without an offensive touchdown. Our Defense isn’t that stout but our offense isn’t that bad either.

Fluff pieces Puff opponents 3 and Oh No!!! #amidoinitrite

Good stuff.

Smart, mistake free football with just enough home run shots is the recipe. That’s how Sam succeeds.

Funny but that’s about it. What’s the OL trade market? Don’t know? Me neither.

I don’t know… has anyone ever come from a tragically awful franchise to a new team and been successful right away? Maybe it happens once in a blue moon but we aren’t lucky enough to find a key piece off the discard pile. Next you’ll tell me we traded for a QB.

Fair enough.

I’m not sure the name is a menacing as it needs to be.

And camo crocs

I beg to differ. (Tho it was sweet) Watching Sam Mills, Kevin Greene, Lamar Lathon and Carlton Bailey drive Deion into the turf face first was my “hey I like this sport” moment. I went from casual spectator to rabid diehard foaming at the mouth Panthers-til-I-die fan.

Fit with the eleventy-th trade down. Draft over for 6 months? Not it Charlotte biatch! We still trading down.

This is what I got out of it too. Arnold was going to be fine but Tommyknocker is showing them why they drafted him.

Believe it or not Panthers fans but your team is actually better than the Jets. Hard to grasp I know. But it’s true. We are actually better. We are. It’s true.

The left shifted left and the right shifted right. Moton touched zero rushers. Sam eats about 700lbs of anger.

Meanwhile in Buffalo, Brandon and Sean are crushing.

They blamed Sam. They blamed McCown They blamed Fitzpatrick They blamed Geno They blamed Sanchez It’s kinda their thing.

Troy is still salty we warped his fuggin head, Irvin’s head and Deion’s head all in 1 game. Salty Bitch.