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this book is gonna be fire af

mods replace the OP with this post

i mean i'd kind of struggle

hardwood canvas complete! just needs some primer and it's ready for a giant commemorative painting.

trying a new medium for the cover art... instead of canvas i'm building a hardwood frame and sealing it with a half dozen coats of gesso. this thing is gonna suck up a lot of paint

is having a snowball fight with pitching great randy johnson a bad idea?

that's weird, someone just attempted to hack my email, which has never happened in my life until 15 minutes ago 15 minutes 15 minutes

ohhh man i forgot about that. he said his dad produced a nelly album or some poo.

i remember the post verbatim. he called an african-american poster a little black banana eating monkey. it was horrible and i'm amazed he's still allowed to post. we have a long way to progress as brothers and sisters of one blood in a postracial world

ha, i forgot that was my sig. that's a september 2016 release though, not to be confused with the aforementioned

prices are gonna quadruple once this book splashes. whoever gets the original cover art is gonna be lucky to land it in an auction for under three grand

if you want an autographed copy all you have to do is ask

squeezing the ol' paint tubes, flapping the brushes, laying down wet strokes... all the same thing

if i do it too will you buy a copy?

talk-sports.net broke it well before bwood, he was just the only person on this forum to hawk-eye that pathetic site and post it on here. bwood is small time, a middleman, the kmart of pop tablet juice bytes

we're currently aiming for the sunday of the bye week to give everyone a fill of football during the two-week gap. it'll be more entertaining than whatever lame wildcard matchup is on tv at that time. i'm currently pulling on the easel and mixing up the ol' painter's gesso to kick off the cover art, which will be nothing short of spectacular.

sure. fiz and i are assembling an unofficial history of the carolina panthers and commemorative look back at this season. since we're limited in what we can use graphically due to NFL licensing agreements and the ever-present threat of a C&D from the league, we're getting creative with artwork, illustration, schematic development, and lots of little easter eggs and informative sidebars and other goodies. we're also in talks with a certain ex-panther to write the foreword. it'll be available for digital download and possibly hard copy as well, through amazon, so you'll be able to support the huddle through your purchase. we're keeping it cheap to make it affordable for everyone. expect it to blow up overnight, especially with some of the material we've culled together for you guys! thanks for the interest!

yawwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn oh hey everyone. this got big. turns out you can make a fake snapchat contrary to all public evidences, beat reporters, and cam newton himself, it appears bwood got himself a scoop. shakia being on the birth list and that photo jeremy posted are the nails in the coffin (i stumbled across the latter last night, but didn't post it because it's a HIPAA violation and she could legit lose her job if it turns out cam didn't explicitly tell her she could post it on social media.) anyway this was all fluffer. the real news is fiz and i are writing a book and you can read it in about two weeks.

like a kite dancing in a hurricane

follow me on twitter @pablattenberger for real insider scoops, celebrity news, football scandal, and teasers about an incredibly exciting collaborative project headlining over the bye week, as compiled by myself and a legendary huddle poster who shall not be named

much has been made of allegations that cam newton is a father. it's contributed in a significant way to the distraction on this board, and while i doubt it's a distraction to the team, least of all cam personally, it's clear by his touchdown celebration that he's at least heard about it. ever the troll, he never confirmed nor denied, instead just ambiguously rocking the football like babby and walking off the field, keeping charlotte's most gullible with jaws hung low, tongues slack, and TMZ apps refreshing. you can flush all of that down to the toilet. cam doesn't have a baby. my wife is in grad school, in a nurse practitioner program. certified NPs are one step below MDs in terms of professional discretion and opportunity; the only real difference is you can't open up your own practice. through the course of years of training for this, through an internationally prominent university and through extensive clinical programs in various states, she's developed lots of contacts throughout the medical field, enough to tap into for various questions. with this in mind, and without further ado, here is why cam doesn't have a baby: 1) none of the four major hospitals inside the ATL beltway ever registered cam, his girlfriend, or any nuclear family members as patients inside a maternity ward. without violating HIPAA, and without giving away contacts inside the greater metro area health network, i can tell you no child of cam newton's was born in atlanta at any point this month. 2) an extensive search of publicly-accessible birth records returns no results for cam newton's paternity. fulton county's register of deeds updates twice weekly, including mondays. 3) one of my wife's best friends is friends with one of cam's girlfriend's friends. this is umpteen degrees of separation, but the important thing is my wife's best friend sees snapchats featuring cam newton's girlfriend, including plenty over the past six months where she was, in fact, not pregnant. And, perhaps most damning of all: 4) don't ask me how i got it, but i've acquired a screengrab of a snapchat sent by hazel the day after christmas. it's hard to imagine that cam newton's girlfriend is in gastonia. a more logical conclusion is that "gastonian" refers to the top-end spa and resort in savannah, which would explain why she's in a bikini in december. incidentally, savannah is where cam's mother and father live, which would make sense as a christmastime location. note that she is neither pregnant, nursing, nor carrying the transcendent demigod that would be cam newton's child. 5) it's impossible to keep a pregnancy secret in your own circle of friends that nobody cares about, much less the courts of international superstars and roving paparazzi whose monthly commissions are based on their ability to sniff these kinds of things out. if cam newton was a father you'd have heard about it months ago, and it would've been substantiated by more than this photograph, which to date is the basis of the entire thing. pretty lame, huh? so now you can stop wondering. and next time you see some googly-eyed, gargle-mouthed, sweat-browed, dirt-fingered son of a bitch gagging on his own uvula in his hurry to tell you how cam newton has a baby because it was online, slap some goddamn sense into that ass clown and tell him we're moving on to tampa bay. because we are.

nasty snag

alright MVP lets do this

this game got me fugin a dude

alright it's mf 4th quarter time here