PhillyB

i have fully doubled my curl in 2.5 months and it owns.

i don't watch any college ball whatsoever but from my completely useless uneducated uninformed perspective i would fuging love this draft.

or a five-iron to your woman's coochie

the most important part of all this is that with this and the oher signing and keeping guys that played well down the stretch for last year's playoff run, offensive tackle is no longer a short-term need for this team. that's fuging incredible and if you'd have told me that halfway through last season i'd have nut checked you for being a lying slut. we can draft whatever fuging badass motherfuger falls to us in the draft whether he can catch every football in a ten foot radius or punt the ball onto the half-yard line from anywhere on the field. gettles ftw

also imo cam seems like the type of guy to be able to befriend martin and help draw him into camaraderie with the locker room, especially when you look at cam as he is now after having had to learn how to fit in in the locker room.

worth a look. if he sucks you cut his ass in camp. zero reason to get upset over this unless you're one of those troglodytes who whines about how back in mah day you just up n' punched a feller in the face if he was being a bully but now society's just all pussified and whatnot

holy poo

god i hope the completely unfairly abuse the falcons

o well

terrible list unless greg jennings is still listening to good charlotte and philly brown is dead.

that's not cheating if it's against the rules. if shula came up with something that genius we'd al ………………you know what i can't even finish that thought

just had a nice key lime pie tonight. it made me rethink my previous statement. the crust was the perfect touch of crumbly complementary and firm structural enforcement. without it i would've been eating a bowl of goop.

yesss. keep that hardass motherfuger around and negate some of his cap hit while you're at it.

idgaf about a crust. get it out of my way.

gettleman will draft four pro bowlers with those two picks don't ask, just believe

ever lurking. he just doesn't post anymore

i gave you a shoutout

i seriously doubt i can make that one… but i'm all but a lock for nashville! …you'll win anyway.

this thread is making me realize we really need to get more of these posters out to huddle tailgates. i hate i only made it to the CHI game last season, i'm gonna try to hit at least three this season and get drunk with you fugers.

you are our economic blue goose. even though i disagree with you on some fundamental premises, you could school pretty much everyone here on econ theory

fixed!

i hate it… but i get it

forums legend meowmeowmeooow goes without saying. duh. btw POST MORE

fug, i am the grossest one here. i only ever own one pair of jeans, wear the same pair nonstop until my wife finally washes them, which can take a couple weeks, and when they're finally busted beyond repair i buy a new pair. i spend roughly $30 every two years on pants. not a bad pants budget. disclaimer: i spend most of my life at work in work pants, so it's not like my jeans smell like my balls