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i bet if you controlled for yards per average attempt bridgewater would come out looking much worse.

get a 4th and i'll be thrilled

espn looking for an excuse to sniff their dick, beating the panthers would give them the green light

this means he's going to cut the defense next week

uh he's awful

what an incredible difference in tone with shaq and gilmore

refs just spotted them some hope

looks like he's using every ounce of energy he can muster to stay in his chair

terry bradshaw looks like a dead cat

wow

my god mick mixon has gotten so insufferably awful to listen to

welp time for a nap

oh right you're a space lasers guy

i don't understand analytics but i demand answers i will be incapable of understanding

well there goes the season

distress

shut up lol

yeah this is legit the bleakest outlook the team has ever had in its history imo

if we win we're .500 and there's the slightest glimmer of hope if we lose i actually think i stop watching games for the first time literally ever.

sam is no clausen but yeah you let him finish out the season. if he miraculously rallies then yay, if he tanks us we move on with high draft picks.

cam's the only superstar that ever actually truly wanted to live in Charlotte and we cut him

lol no they don't

what's he supposed to ask you?

it would be way more impressive if you made this when we were 3-0. anyone can yell fire when the dumpster is burning

oh good it's igor