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PhillyB

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  1. predictably backwards and wrong. if peoples' shitty hearts won't change you change the rules and let 'em die mad.
  2. what? to the team, yes, not to evaluating the quarterback
  3. huh what? hurney 100% excused himself the second the interview started to excite him, ripped a fat line in matt rhule's guest bathroom, and came back and started shaking the couch and staring at tepper mouthing "oh my god yes" every third sentence. i have it on good authority.
  4. if we're really drafting a quarterback at 6 it had better be willis and we'd better bring cam back on a one year deal to start/mentor until he's ready.
  5. gosh it's so hard not using racial slurs
  6. when did smitty ever make a wide receiver around him better? the second KB got good enough to start taking receptions from him KB would've been bullied or beaten out of the position.
  7. literally the most uncharismatic, vague, unmarketable, weird ass name they possibly could've picked
  8. yelling at the bot was the only thing that made me smile last season
  9. i lived in cincy in the 90s and have always had a soft spot for the bengals, so this is kinda cool
  10. i lived in cincy for a few years so this is my nostalgic pick. fug that watery ass chili though
  11. from DBO to HBO. meteoric rise in your franchise's fortunes there dave
  12. not a rockstar, but i don't hate it. but i hate rhule, so i hate it.
  13. SAG doesn't cover crew positions edit: oh SAG awards. that's different
  14. throw your money at FA guards and suddenly you can afford to take linderbaum wherever and have a 1000% improved line.
  15. BC left tackle free agent left guard linderbaum at center brown at right guard moton right tackle that combo wins like two extra games even with sam darnold's corpse out there calling signals.
  16. the good news is we'll all be able take our half-interested children to a game for fifteen bucks, buy 'em some stadium nachos, get drunk, and leave in the third quarter like the wine-and-cheese fans we've always bitched about without feeling the slightest bit guilty for the first time in franchise history. 2022 is coming up aces
  17. i fully expect a decent off-season by fitts and a gutty eight wins, stacked early, showing enough improvement to warrant him a fourth year
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