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Deal. Don't go hyperbole on me if you don't want to follow through with it.

You guys must eat salads for the lettuce. Burgers for the buns.

False, its just the delivery system of the goodness it holds within. Nobody says its a "crust pie" its a fuging apple pie. Blueberry pie. Pecan pie. However, since it is involved in the process, it can't have a 0% contribution. I'd put it at 13.5%.

If this is to be believed, you'll be giving it until the end of time. I'm more of an Euler constant kind of guy, myself.

To all the people who are PMSing on this depth/short-term signing, feel free to lament over the long list of top flight LTs available in FA this year. If he ends up being our LT, then we're in trouble, not because the GM didn't throw exorbitant money at overpriced and underwhelming options, but because our needs and the quality of the FA market for those needs didn't jive up this year. Sometimes poo happens.

He could be the second coming of Pol Pot and I'd still pull for him since he represented my old district.

Quit it with your level-headed response to that, it's getting in the way of good ole white knighting.

Norberto Davids-Garrido, Chris Terry, Rashard Anderson, Greg Lloyd (one leg and all), Jay Williams, Matt Willig, Corbin Lacina, Ernie Mills (hands of stone, worse than Dwight Stone himself)....God we've had some awful OL.

I remember the first time I tried mescaline, too.

I can't dump on a girl that obviously has some self-esteem issues. Unless she let me, then I'd give her a Cleveland Steamer so grand they'd be talking about it in Akron. I'm talking post green curry Cleveland Steamer. After a few rolls of sushi, too.

I'd tell your sister to shave her beard.

I never knew the Huddle had an overly-represented population of small-handed people.

I don't drink coffee or go to Starbucks. I just like to have some milk on my Cap'n Crunch without having to fart for the next 4 hours.

So I went to the Harry Teeter to get my Spam and beenie weenies, and low and behold...they had my Skim Lactaid Milk in the big jug. So on normal, non-milk sammich inducing days they can't have it in stock but when the Great Snow Blizzard of 2014: Ruiner of All Lives, Decimator of Small Children, and Killer of all Outside Plants and Old People hits, they have it in stock. Figures.

Kid duty while working from home. Bone dry in this part of the LKN area.

I think I've heard this record before.

Three drowning witches. That's about all I remember.

Another remark like that and I'll shiv you were you stand.

You guys got your dusting of snow, now get this poo out of here.

I bet you kick puppies and old ladies in wheelchairs. PUPPIES. WHEELCHAIRS.

1. Grow a real beard. 2. That ankle wasn't even swollen. 3. I don't have a third thing. 4. I hate odd numbers.

The TI-85 with the S-Link was so ahead of it's time.

Scientists are teh hawt.

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