PandaMan

The kind you find at the bottom of a Petri dish

When his assistant coaches kept getting poached by other teams, he kept promoting from within as his team got worse and worse. He does have a ring though, which is more than can be said for the current circus in town. Plus he doesn’t coach scared. I’d love Nathaniel Hackett, personally

2 touchdowns for Huntley and he’s throwing dimes. UDFA last season and looks great. It’s crazy what coaching and an OL can do

Cam has always blamed himself and never threw his teammates under the bus. Rhule could learn some lessons on humility

Tyler Huntley looking good for BAL with Lamar out.

This D can’t get turnovers to save their fuging life

5-9, here we come!

Yep, really bad. He was even rigid/seizing while being carted away, and the fencing response is supposed to last only for seconds after the initial impact. It looked more like this while being carted, though: https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/003300.htm#start as opposed to the fencing response he had right after the hit. This was more unsettling than Shazier’s since he even shifted from that fencing response into what looked more like decorticate posture

I asked for game tickets for my birthday that year… first time in history someone asked for torture as a present

Same, I’ve mentally checked out this season so I’m just here for the clown show

Moose looking old in the Panthers.com video, time flies. Glad they did this.

Wow. He just retired really recently, that’s shocking. At 33 the odds are likely it was an accident or suicide. Hate it for him and his family, that is way way too young Edit - apparently he had a seizure in the shower. Absolutely horrible

I can see it now, Rhule stays another year and we’re watching film of other teams in the offseason to see how we can improve. Phil Snow looks over to Rhule, “hey, this Nathan Peterman guy has some Favre in him…” *fades to black*

BC’s arms are 32.25, so he’s .75 inches shorter than Slater. But he played well enough as you could hope for when he was in, so I don’t care how short his arms are. His athletic profile is as elite as they come and we won’t play him because his arms are too short. Wtf…

I’ll tell you hwat now, I do declare by golly!

Lmao, it sounds like a meme but it wouldn’t surprise me if it turned into reality. “Culture!”

He’s the same size as HoFer Curtis Martin, I don’t think his size is the problem. Some guys just can’t take the physical toll of the game, and considering how he was used his first few years (not to mention his insane usage in college), it’s not surprising that he’s taking a toll. RB is just a punishing position. I love the idea of putting him in more of a WR role

She has a thing for me still, I’m a hellion and her parents don’t like me much because of it, but I’ll make her mine eventually haha. But yeah that whole thing really sucked today

Yep, it also hurt because my best friend’s cousin is someone I’ve been in love with for years, and she brought her boyfriend to this, only for him to tell me over and over how much Cam sucks while I’m wearing his jersey. What the fug. Glad I don’t have to drive home from tonight because I’m mad af and drunk. fug

There was a statistic recently, I’m tipsy and can’t be asked to find it, but it ranked the “inconsistency” of teams and we were the most inconsistent all time. Sounds right, but when you see it ranked it hits different

Wanted to give this staff the benefit of the doubt, but wow. This was bad. Terrible performances all around and made Tua look like prime Tom Brady. I watched this sshit in my Newton jersey at my friend’s house for his fam’s thanksgiving, I told them I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed. Pathetic display from the entire team

Double post, bad wifi.

Yeah, unless I’m thinking of another play, DJ was basically already at the back of the end zone before Cam made that read (if he even had time). Timing was definitely a problem. Take those reps baby and lead us to the promised land

I was talking about Heinicke