Jon Snow

This poo is too funny.

This team is ass.

This is up there with some of the worst teams we've ever fielded.

Gonna fu*ck them up...

It's hard for me to get a guage on this team now that Baker is here. I think ultimately it will come down to the health of CMC. If Sam was starting I could predict the outcome my accurately. Adding up all the changes from coaching and players it's just difficult to say so soon. Right now my guess is somewhere between 0-17 to 20-0.

If only we would've had a competent GM that could recognize talented coaches. Id only we would've had an owner that knew a competent GM when he saw one. The jury is still out on the current GM. He was hired by the new head coach who was hired by the last GM who was fired by the owner for being the incompetent boob that he is. Rap your head around that sh!t. I should've said current owner that is. Although I'm hard pressed to tell which have been the worst.

I wouldn't buy one but to each his own.

Well this has been entertaining.

No.

I never believed those rumors about her myself. I think they were just stories spread around about her as a form of character assassination.

Well that settles it then. Mark it down.

Means the offer wasn't good enough, for now.

Welcome home.

The speech was always about the up coming teams hometown we faced that week. It always got us excited no matter how bad our team was.

Rhule can easily quiet the doubters by putting together back to back winning seasons. If he does that then I'm all in. I'll get on board the Matt Rhule train.

Whenever the team starts winning.

Because apparently that's the way he wants it.

Wouldn't surprise me if he changed the teams name and colors. He's done nothing but screw over the fans and the community ever since he bought the team. That pompous ass is going to destroy this team as we've known it since inception. Nothing good has come from anything he's involved in with this team. As far as I'm concerned he can...

Don't overlook library restrooms. Just try not to fart too loud.

Nobody can lay it down like the salesman. The poetry he can lay down on a keyboard from just the simplest human everyday (well if you're one of the lucky few who are) bodily functions is some of the most moving I have ever experienced.

Last I saw it was -2.5

Life is back to normal now that @SCPhas blessed us with his return to impart his wisdom upon us morons. Could this mean good fortune is ahead?

Never Google that poo. That's one thing you never do in a SCP post. Trust me.