LinvilleGorge

Forget a bidet, if you're eating that BOA racoon sandwich slip you're gonna need a fire hydrant attached to your toilet. LOL

Another one coming up! Hopefully it plays out a little cleaner than last night's game that felt more like a WWE skit than a professional football game.

I just think he's better suited at CB and it's a lot easier to create a special set of plays to get him on the field on offense versus defense. Offensive skill position players can be a bit autonomous where a defense has to function much more as a unit.

It really seems like they're going to at least attempt early on to make him a legit two way player as a sub-package type guy on both offense and defense. That seems like the absolutely dumbest path forward not just in the present but in terms of his development. Sometimes you have to save guys from himself. I know he sees himself as a full time two way player but dude... not in the NFL. You're drastically shortening your career and hampering your development trying to do it. IMO, the way to manage that is just tell the guy listen, you're playing CB. We're going to have a package of plays for you on offense and we'll see how it goes. The better it goes the more we'll expand it as long as your playing well in your primary role as CB.

This evolving into an ass cleaning conversation was not on my bingo card. LOL

I think I'm tapping out. Over it.

Flexing is a 15 years penalty now? LOL! That's dumb.

Fantastic start. We're six seconds into the season and we already have a popped Achilles and an ejection for spitting. LOL

Definitely one of those games that I wish both teams could lose. I actually don't mind the current Eagles team themselves, but those fans... tough to wish them anything but misery in their fandom.

Still opening night! Look alive! ESPN app got me all fuged up. LOL

Got 25# today. I'll roast them in the offset smoker this weekend. I'll can some and freeze the rest. Might end up buying another batch too.

Not football related, but UNC basketball player Seth Trimble used his NIL money to buy the Ben & Jerry's franchise on Franklin Street in Chapel Hill. https://www.tarheelblog.com/unc-basketball/46475/seth-trimble-now-owns-ben-jerrys-in-chapel-hill Definitely a smarter move than buying a Lambo.

Memphis and KC just don't do it for me. I'll take Memphis over KC but for me NC for pork, Texas for everything else.

Me too. NC and Texas style.

I ain't fuging with any of that Alabama jizz sauce either. SC and Bama can duke it out for the worst BBQ sauce on the planet.

This is an all-time poo take.

Not wrong.

Probably up to him. Buying out his contract probably just isn't an option. At least not right away. UNC has deep pockets, but not Tepper pockets.

Just petty and dumb. Bro, you just took a belt to ass embarrassment on national television. Eat some humble pie.

Yeah, TB seems head and shoulders above the rest of the division with a sizable step down to ATL and then us and N.O. at the base of a cliff below that. I do think we have a good chance of being better than N.O. and if Penix has a sophomore slump 2nd in the division wouldn't be a crazy outcome but something pretty crazy would have to happen for us to catch TB.

That's pretty wild. I figured 6 or 8 wins would probably be the rosiest prediction.

Yep, he's marketable and that's cool but featuring him as heavily as the Panthers have this off-season is just putting more pressure on a guy who struggled to transition to the NFL as a rookie. Just let him focus on football for right now. Being marketable isn't gonna matter if the whole football thing doesn't work out.

Lets see that slip

Didn't Icky recently have an appendectomy? I wouldn't be surprised if we're playing coy on the injury reports because it seems pretty wild that he'd be ready to play football so soon afterwards.