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Good grief. You have a QB recovering from shoulder and ankle injuries and you're drawing up designed runs? Calm down, Rivera.

That was a pretty weak pass interference call.

Brady still has an arm. That was close to 65 in the air.

Brilliant. Your FG kicker is struggling with confidence. Let's trot him out there for a 60 yarder.

Probably recency bias. I watched my guy Howell take two last Friday night.

Why wouldn't you decline that penalty? It would be 4th and a mile and their FG kicker looks worse than Slye. It worked out but I would've still declined that hold.

Dak can't take that sack. You're way outside the pocket. Just flip it out of bounds.

Yikes. That's one of those INTs that you feel sorry for the QB that it goes on the stat sheet as a blemish on him.

I'd trade our LBs for the Cowboys'. I mean, they'd laugh in my face for the offer, but I'd do it.

You can pay Brady to advertise Subway but you couldn't pay him to eat that poo.

Pass rush better get home or Brady is gonna feast on our LBs and inexperienced secondary.

One day Brady will get old. That day is not today.

Bucs can't get any pressure. Dak has all day. Just missed on that throw.

The old school coffin corner punt! Damn, what a boot.

I'll just say that if Belichick wins another ring with Jones his GOATness will not be surpassed during my lifetime. His ceiling is Jared Goff/Kirk Cousins.

He's not gonna be. Totally different types of players. If Brown realizes his potential, think prime Kris Jenkins minus the weight issues.

Did PJ learn about having online burner accounts from Teddy? I just can't imagine someone legit being this level of all in on PJ Walker.

Yep. If Darnold doesn't pan out and Fields does, we'll remember this draft for as long as it takes us to find the answer at QB. And all you have to do is look at the Bears to see that sometimes that takes literally decades.

I like guys who just focus on the things that they can control. We all hated Shula and we all knew our OL usually sucked and the WRs were subpar, but Cam never threw any of them under the bus. That's the way it has to be. Ignore the outside noise and just focus on being the best that you can be. That's all you can control.

I expected more from him last year as a run stuffer but even though it didn't show up on the stat sheet, he was better than I expected as a pass rusher. Hoping to see the dominant run stuffer I expected this season and to see some of those pressures converted into a few sacks.

The regular season officially starts today. The tolerance for blatant trolling and poo posting is going to significantly decrease.

Yeah, this was definitely different from anything I've ever had before. It didn't start out like any boil I've ever had. It started out almost like rug burn or something. Just generalized soreness and redness on my thigh but really sore and sore deep. From there almost like blister formed and that became a small open wound. Then the red streaks and groin soreness. When I called my father in law (it's awesome to have a doctor in the immediate family to run things by) he heard my description and had me send him a pic. He called back and said, yeah you need to have that seen. No not an appointment, drive your ass to the local urgent care and be seen TODAY. This isn't an ER visit but it's not far away from one and it will be if you let this go any further. What really concerned him was the streaking and groin soreness. The streaking is localized spread. The groin soreness is the beginning of lymph node involvement. Next comes sepsis and that's hospital stay and a potentially legit touch and go situation. He's an old school doctor. Kind of a "rub some dirt on it" type. He's thorough and covers his bases but he doesn't overreact to stuff. Generally when I call him his response is something along the lines of "keep and eye on it and if it gets worse make an appointment", so when he says get your ass to the doctor and do it now that perks my ears up.

Captains are a locker room thing, not necessarily a compilation of the team's absolute best players. Paradis is a veteran with a lot of starting experience in the league. Not surprising at all that he's seen as a leader in the locker room.

I'm not surprised. Big QB questions on both sides. Jones is a rookie and that's always a big question mark in week one. There's literally no good NFL precedent for what to expect out of him, especially right out of the gates. With Tua, the big question is if he's going to rebound or if that hip injury has just made him a shadow of what he used to be. Last year he looked like a shadow of his former self IMO.

It's true. We usually do our best when there are no expectations and flop spectacularly when we get hyped up.