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Put that damned passing chart from the LA game up there. A white person's arm from like, elbow down throwing a drink on something. (maybe, like someone's tailgate gathering) Put it all in some cryptic puzzle ala the old bottlecap puzzles that make a message

More like this

Well yeah, a big selling point should be a chance at being the number one for an NFL team. Which, technically, they are. Maybe a short term thing that he can leverage into an overpay somewhere else as the #one if he kills it here.

It doesn't have to be BOA, just a generic stadium.

Oh yeah, the NFL would sue for unauthorized likeness use probably but I like to think maybe we could get him pissed enough to by a billboard company. Figure it out. Paging legal minds. Like a slightly different blue color with a 9 represented, and maybe a drink being thrown at it?

See this is more productive than discussing reality right now. I thought about Tepper. How to include him or make him the focal point. Might want to find a publicly traded firm and buy some shares first.

I doubt he would be traded like, now. And if he continues to do well they will sign him probably. Why would he want to leave if he wins and has a starting job?

Yeah we can at least argue over play calls and run/pass balance with Dalton. Not sure what we could argue over with Bryce. Like, what will that passing chart look like this week?

They could put out teasers. Cryptic stuff like the number 9 and "Coming, November 10th". Hype it up really good and try and find a ringer, like a high school kid that could throw it a long way.

Ha you get it. Something simple and elegant, maybe a Panthers Jersey with the number 9 on it, inside a red 'no' circle. Or a backpack with 9 on it..

My first mental image is him on the sidebar here for a year after he was traded.

Hmm. Not bad. I'd need a lot of help. But maybe the little sign at the ... what was the name of the grill that Tepper dropped in on? In any event, the goal would be to get Tepper to buy out the company to get the sign erased.

In a highly visible spot near the stadium? And how long would it take Tepper to buy the company that owns it?

I don't even want to see him in garbage time. Maybe in the garbage can. With the lid on out by the street.

Maybe he'll move the Panthers to somewhere in the Middle East, like Paris. London.

I swore off gambling, won't even buy a lottery ticket but I might slip if that happens.

I started to GAF when they finally put him out of our misery. At enjoy watching the games a little. The offense a little I mean. You know I was a Wilks guy. I don't suffer from SB or bust like, which people got what they asked for. I just want to watch competitive ball with the team not eliminated by December 1st, and some hope for better than that.

We could sign a practice squad guy and get a better player.

It isn't as if we don't have cap room to cut the dead weight at QB. I mean, we are flush.

No we have seen him, he is really popular too. He is doing much better this year but still way overpaid for what he gives.

Looks about 50/50 to me. The fear is that they'll pay extra for past production. If he wants to sign a deal that is substandard or much less than he could get on the open market people are probably okay with that.

All he can do is make us NGAF. Again.

You know it. It'll be fetal position time by halftime and he'll be sitting on that bench all by himself.

You could probably sell tickets to more than three stans too.

Do we HAVE to go through explaining all the same reason he can't make those accurate downfield throws, AGAIN? I guess so. Damn. He overthrows people because he uses all he has to get it downfield. There is a video with Carr and Mahomes, yes mr football Mahomes, throwing fastballs for a radar gun. When they stay in control like, 85 to 90% effort they have that accuracy but as soon as they go full out the ball is high. Exactly what he does with regularity. Which has people saying hey! he can go deep look he is overthrowing people downfield! It is ridiculous. If he would sack up he MIGHT be able to run some roll out college 12 to 15 yard at a clip gimmick offense.