BenjaminBreeg

So you're saying we gon win multiple Super Bowls?

Since this photo was taken, Bryce added at least three inches to his hair. His head now looks like a pineapple in order to hide his 5'8"-to-5'9" stature. With their rose tinted glasses now shattered, I bet this photo is a real gut punch to many former Bryce fans.

Yep, there had been plenty of danger signs all along the path we took. Lesson learned: never drink that 'Bama kool-aid.

Here's a couple of more photos to show how ridiculous your physical comparison of Bryce Young to Tua and Brock truly is. Keep in mind that both Dwayne Haskins (RIP) and Cj Stroud are measured at 6'3", and both Kyler Murray and Bryce Young are measured at 5'10", although I doubt Bryce is even that tall in real life. Maybe they were using Alabama units at the combine when they measured Bryce. By the way, aren't you way overdue for a lightbulb moment? That's right, we passed on Stroud for a veritable midget. Haskins (6'3"), Murray (5'10"), Tua (6'1"): Aidan Hutchinson (6'7"), CJ Stroud (6'3"), Bryce (5'8" or 5'9"?): 45CYYBDA75GXNEPKW2CQDUCVEU.png.avif

Yeah, and? You do realize Bryce is a midget compared to even Tua and Purdy, right? Not to mention Tua and Purdy aren't cursed with noodle arms, unlike Bryce. Here's Brock Tua in the same photo. Both are 6'1", and their eyes level: Here's Tua next to Kyler Murray, who is measured at 5'10". There is a big difference: And finally here's Kyler Murray standing next to Bryce. Notice anything? There is no way Bryce is 5'10": To give you an idea of where Bryce stands, here's an illustration:

Are you saying there is a chance Bryce might win Rookie of the Year?

The wind, obviously, for correcting Bryce's inaccuracy.

Could you snap a photo your cabinet full of participation trophies and upload it? I want to see the spectacle.

Please give some credit to the strong winds that corrected Young's inaccuracy.

I don't know man. Bryce hasn't scored a TD in the last four games. You kind of need more points on the board than your opponents to win in this league, so it'd be nice if he could manage more than 170 yards a game and score occasionally. I hope that's not too much to ask of a QB drafted at no. 1 and touted as an NFL-ready super-processor, especially considering that rookie UDFAs and backup QBs around the league are showing more skills and fight than he does.

Game winning for whom? The Colts? Bryce did throw two pick sixes that ended up being the difference in the final score.

Bryce hasn't scored a single TD in the last four games. I wonder if that's some kind of record for a starting QB.

To help my fellow fans better appreciate the difference between Bryce and other teams' backup QBs, here is a compilation of Bryce's best work.

If you're gonna cherry pick, then tell me his QBR when throwing to Kenny Moore.

I believe the word you're looking for is positive visualization, which is a variant of the "Think Fast, Run Fast" technique favored by Chad Powers.

Yes, the sample size of one game is too small. The solution is a very simple one: get more samples.

Probably late 1st round to mid 2nd round of the Arena Football League draft.

Your draft board? Is that the Magna Noodle toy you carry with on your daily ride on the short bus? Get out of here with your stupid hot takes, short pants!

Here's another one. I wonder what shoes they're wearing. Bryce looked 5'8", 5'9" at most. Murray is built like a running back, and Bryce looks like a point guard on a middle school basketball team.

Is Kyler Murray really 5'10"?

Brucie from The Youngest Yard.

Because your summary fails to mention that Bryce is causing problems for our receivers, which IMO is a glaring omission. The hosts phrased the question on Bryce's overthrows and underthrows in such a way as to encourage Boomer to place the blame on the alleged poor route running by our receivers, but Boomer declined to do so and instead pointed out that Bryce's indecisiveness is the cause of the poor route running. Another sign that the hosts were clueless and trying to push a narrative is that they characterized Bryce as "that accurate from Alabama". I'm sorry to break it to you, but Bryce has never been accurate on long throw at Alabama. During his best statistical year at Alabama, Bryce completed only 36.1% of passes 20 yards or longer. That is freaking atrocious. For comparison, Tua's completion rate at Alabama on passes 20 yards or longer was 57.1%, and Mac Jones' was 58%. 20-yard throws Comp. Att. % Yards Y/A Y/C Drop 2021: Young 10 33 36.1% 416 12.6 41.6 9% 2020: Jones 29 50 58% 1,279 25.6 44.1 8% 2019: Tua 17 35 48.6% 659 18.8 38.8 3% 2018: Tua 24 42 57.1% 944 22.5 39.3 2% Source: SECStatCat

Why not compare Young to Ryan Leaf, Jamarcus Russell, Jimmy Clausen, or Josh Rosen? They too had horrible rookie years. Manning played 16 games in his rookie year in a league that was much more physical. He threw for 3739 yards and 26 TDs, averaging 6.5 yards per attempt. Bryce at 12 games has only 2192 yards and 9 TDs, averaging 5.3 yards per attempt. At his current pace of production, it would take Bryce 35 games to match Manning's TD total. A much better comparison would be Josh Rosen, who played 14 games in his rookie year and passed for 2278 yards, with 11 TDs and 14 INTs, averaging 5.8 yards per attempt. That's pretty much on par with Bryce on all the important parameters. So where is Josh Rosen now?