BenjaminBreeg

That's a funny one from your dad. I'm gonna borrow it.

What new HC and GM would want to wear around their necks the very same albatross that dragged down their predecessors? The pay packages had better be unprecedented, along with other perks such as free use of private jets and luxury yachts for the next ten years regardless whether they remain employed by the Panthers organization, trust funds for two generations of offsprings, a minimum of 5% ownership shares in Appaloosa Management, severance packages north of $20 million on top of guaranteed contract money, lifetime memberships at country clubs of their choosing, etc.

Not safe at all if we allow a QB competition to determine the starter next year. Will we?

We get it, you want to marry Bryce, but does he even know you exist?

They are very jealous of those who have eyesight.

If. Might. You pray? You'd better pray big.

You sound ashamed. You shouldn't be. It's obvious you love Bryce, and that love is pure. I'm all for love. So when are you two getting married? Let me know, and I'll send some flowers.

So was Bryce gentle to you? Did you enjoy it? Does Bryce still answer your calls? I bet the bond between you two remains strong.

Why don't you ask your mommy, short pants?

The same kindergarten where you popped Bryce's cherry, or did Bryce pop yours? But hey, I'm not judging if you want to ride down the Hershey Highway.

Not as embarrassing as Bryce though. I think even a door knob can agree to that.

How many words are in your last post? Now I know you can't count. Not surprised, because door knobs can't count. LMAO.

Now say hello to your mommy for me. I bet she's really popular. Send a photo if you can, because I want to know what an old door knob looks like. LOL.

Says the dude whose mommy touches him in his funny place very night to make his daddy jealous. LMAO!

Come on, if mommy gets hurt, she won't rub you in your funny place. Don't you want your mommy touch your funny place every night? Admit it, Bryce reminds you of your mommy, especially his voice.

Tepper can probably make this work... by buying an Arenal Football team and install Bryce as the starter. While he's at it, sell the Panthers.

If you don't go to sleep, your daddy will get mad, and he will beat your mommy again.

Asks the dude who identifies as a non-bindary door knob.

Now go to sleep, short pants! You don't want to miss your short bus tomorrow morning.

What's the matter, short pants? Are you tired? I can do this all day and all night. Every post you write, I will rely. Let's go!

Ding ding ding! Go to sleep, short pants! You don't want to miss the short bus in the morning.

Do you have a reading comprehension problem? Or do you have an eye problem? What part of the highlighted quote did you not understand? It's not my responsibility to ensure that you have attained a minimum level of reading comprehension to function properly in society.

And that's likely all due to the glaring deficiencies and limitations of Bryce. He is the albatross around this team's neck.

Oh really? Do tell. Educate us on what you learned on your many trips on the short bus.