thefakemjl

They stayed in Alabama.

Hey bro did you happen to see any of my posts lately

I’ll never give up my quest to regain access to my impeccable post to pie ratio

Yeah but I didn’t do anything. He rage banned me one cold day in October.

I’m screwed

Been quietly following this site for months and somebody bumped some of my finest work. guess now is as good of a time as ever to ask my main account to be unbanned @LinvilleGorge@CRA@Zod@Jeremy Igo@Jackofalltrades@Proudiddy@ForJimmy@TheSpecialJuan

Easily the best looking coach in the league, passing Matt LaFleur for the crown. It is entirely possible that Canales is the best looking coach in NFL history.

Yes please because I know this isn't Tepper's first choice

Is it possible that Canales would instantly become the best looking head coach in NFL history?

At least with Canales we will immediately have the best looking coach in the league, narrowly edging out Matt LaFleur for the crown.

Yes - no other interview requests for him

The Falcons have requested a second. https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/report-falcons-request-second-interviews-with-aaron-glenn-ben-johnson And the Commanders are flying to him https://commanderswire.usatoday.com/2024/01/24/washington-commanders-set-to-travel-and-interview-ben-johnson-lions-head-coaching-search/ Meanwhile we are going to announce Canales today, because Tepper.

There hasn't been a single report that we are attempting to get a second interview with BJ. I'm 99.9% sure he politely told us to kick rocks after our virtual meeting.

Not true, Nicole Tepper still hasn't completed her mandatory NFL compliance training. #freetherealmjl @LinvilleGorge unban me @CRA respect

props to bryce. if leaf was on this team his rookie year he would have had 4 DUIs and been in rehab by thanksgiving

you saw Mad Dog rip him alive ?

one day you will fold

I mean despite our season being over by Halloween again this year, we do have a game this week. It's just a normal game-week press conference.

I'm done. Despite him being tough as nails and taking a beating behind an atrocious OL, he just doesn't have that it-factor to make him worth being a first rounder, much less #1 overall. Between below average arm strength and missing random wide open throws to the inability to routinely create when nothing else is there and casually tracked down when attempting to escape the pocket...I've seen enough.

if we're lucky, yes

and like another said, announce the #1 overall in a custom made Bryce Young/David Tepper mashup jersey

I think we all know who to blame here - @Zod for the unwarranted banning of @therealmjl. As a result we now have to deal with a petulant man child owner throwing a tantrum at a Jags fan criticizing him for his lackluster BoA concerts and Eric Reid's absymal play in Carolina. Let's all come together and do what's right and free @therealmjl @CRA @LinvilleGorge @Proudiddy

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