Bear Hands

Oh thought that was Quinn Ewers. Realizing the gif/meme thing is just a wonky have-fun type spiel, you can proceed.

The 4/5th best QB in 2024? Weird meme arsenal

I just threw a part of the quoted stuff into ze google and some really cringeworthy editorial popped up and matched parts of it to a tee.

copy pasta Hillary Clinton article. Okkkkay

Bryce hit the roof with one of his long bombs. Nothing too special, but viral moments are silly at pro days. The intermediates were darts. Super precise.

The thing that I find nice with both Bryce and CJ compared to sooo many prospects in the past 5-7 years is the combined confidence with such a calm, smoothness to the game they have. Smooth operators. If we're talking a PG, they're like when Penny would run the court for Orlando.

I am going to be jealous of whoever lands Gibbs. I think he's beyond special.

Tried a trade down that I quite liked the results of:

Interested to see how much the crew matches their goo-goo gaga from yesterday.

nvm

I though we’re talking about being a dick. A—holes are a different ballpark all together.

How to attempt to sound old while only proving otherwise lol.

Nas overrated? What in the hell is this thread?

I heard heaven called the day CJ was born. Apparently an angel went missing, its spirit apparently escaped into Stroud's soul.

I heard they got some hair fragments after their dinner last night and are splicing him and Bryce. Combined with age accelerator and some Tepper owned machines circa Arnold/6th Day, BJ Stroung is coming to a BofA near you.

Give me finesse and accuracy all day, every day.

And historically, being the Brady Quinn of the draft class isn't always a good thing. Ripped bricks have not historically translated at QB.

Caldwell's face when Tepper comes in for the hug "You're blowing our cover Dave!"

I'm imagining another GM with the Ghostface audio filter "Who's your favorite quarterback or I'll cut you! Wait never mind, I see Josh & Frank's reaction, we know"

It will be very fun to compare this to Bryce tomorrow. The only time I've seen Frank smile like THAT so far was laughing at David Newton's questions. That's a high mark. The time wasters this time of year are just *chef's kiss

The way that CJ is always putting his faith out in front is an instant hard-on for Reich. Factor in that he aligns with pretty much every measurable Reich's tendencies at QB have shown, it's hard to think he's not the one. Accuracy, Arm, Alpha, Appaloosa. I'm going to have to see some similar gushing on their end tomorrow for Bryce to really be sold on them having convictions with multiple guys. They're excitement for Stroud was not well contained lol.

CJ should consider losing the Ivan Ooze situation below the boca, but otherwise, I'm sold.

Nice. Seemed like a solid all around solid session; nothing too splashy. I like not needing to see some "extra" or viral come out of it, other than our staff gushing over him lol. Contain your excitement Josh!

Gerbilman

I'm actually fine it was DJ. People may pan not trading Burns, whatever, but a plus-starter on the defensive front is critical to success. WRs can be more readily found. Not saying it's easy, nothing is easy to come by in this league.