Bear Hands

1st down! We got a 1st down!!

Okay, we've got a 4th quarter drive opportunity. Let's go

The disparity between Dalton shooting a 300 burger with this surrounding cast (with a worse OL than recent weeks) and THIS is astounding. It is beyond average vet vs #1 overall rookie.

I mean, what are we necessarily waiting for? A 200+ passing game? 2 wins? A single touchdown pass? The bar is dropping below the worst NFL expectations possible and it’s for a #1 overall pick and vet coach. It’s not too early to judge. This is the worst football we’ve ever seen.

Maybe pass it to that endzone thing this time. We’re in good position. I hear it adds like 6 points

We may break 100 yards by quarter 4

Oh my lord..pick up the put down

Fire everybody. And then fire them again

I’m starting to seriously think Nix or Pratt wouldn’t be a bad call R2-3.

I legit just started laughing at this. It’s the absolute worst. I would seriously watch the Gilmore Girls with the wifey over this.

This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. 60 passing yards against one of the worst defenses in the league

Hurst as our flanker…naturally lol

Ngl thought the same thing. Maybe I’m not seeing it but that was just weird

Gotta love Bagent and Eferblus running a 2 minute better than us

Oh c'mon Tyler Scott is legit. Really great career in Cincy.

They usually do this in blowouts in the 4th quarter. This is halfway through the second and a one score game lol

The broadcast is checking out. Interviewing Kelce, not even reporting on the play by play lol

Bozeman is just awful this season

Those sideline floaters though...I hate those.

Start Strachan. He's the next JJ

The quietly great year by our ST is getting louder

Outside of Ben Johnson and Steichen, the interviewed field dwindled down to Kellen Moore, Mike Kafka, Ken Dorsey, Frank Reich, & Ejiro Evero...(Campbell and Wilks were never happening) That's honestly not the best lot to choose from. Just speculating -- I gotta wonder if really, Steichen didn't want to be here rather than the rumors that he didn't vibe with Tepper. I mean, after being a big field, the pickings got slim quickly. Seemed like our lovely Tepper/Fitt unit jumped on the only guy left that made them feel comfortable. They didn't want to gamble on the others that weren't on the Ryans/Gannon/Steichen/Johnson coordinator-level hype. There was Reich just sitting there with his "plan" and they didn't want to look lost after the SB still interviewing and not knowing who to go with.

At this point, hell, I would've been fine with experimenting on Kellen Moore over what we've endured with Reich. After Ben Johnson decided to stay and reports came out we weren't set on Steichen, it all started to smell so wrong. And we were all sold eventually by the coaching staff, not so much the HC himself. It was a long sell, but eventually everyone got hyped because of the parts around him, never Reich himself. I really think Frank thought he could execute some cool swan song of a coaching stint here before retiring in 4-5...he should've just taken a break for a season. You can tell he just looks drained. Just uninspiring and deflating...like the games we're watching haha

We keep dicing up pieces of sh*t into tinier pieces of sh*t. And then when the dust settles, Tepper's like "you know what? I think we need to keep dicing this up"