Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)

He's a geographer!! Remote sensing or something I think?

Man, that's how I am with girls not only on the internet, but in real life too. Then I end up falling for a girl that may not be a perfect 10 in conventional standards, and people are always like "Thought you had high standards man, what happened!?" It's the personality, f*ck you all!! Felt the need to tell you my life story, sorry. Now here's a picture of a drag queen.

Give me the balls every time.

Is Slenderman another Grits account...? Dude's a creep.

She's 14. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariel_Winter

Oh, you're saying it's fake as in someone else created it and sent it to the residents. Yeah, that's likely the case. Thought you were saying it was made up by someone just to put on the internet.

My friend who's at App right now posted this on Facebook from his phone. Makes it seem more legit. And upon searching Google for another posting of this picture, I couldn't find anything.

Someone wanna help me get into a nice routine? I've been lazy as hell, and although I'm not gaining weight, I'm clearly out of shape and I'm not looking too muscular at all haha. I used to box, but I fell out of it around finals and just stopped going all together once school was done. After you stop, it's hard as hell to get back into shape for those workouts. What's a good way to get myself back into working out frequently and gaining more weight through muscle? I guess I wanna know a good starting workout and maybe even nutrition "routine". All I do is play tennis for about 5-9 hours a week. I'm 18 years old, 5'11 and 135-140 by the way, pretty darn skinny. Thanks for any help, workout geniuses.

Gets me every time.

Storage Wars?