That's not what you're doing. You're intentionally using passive aggression to get them to back off, just like they're using passive aggression to get you to speed up.
If you want to project and try to keyboard bully me, have at it. If and when I do it back to you, what's going to happen? Nothing - it's two (supposed) adults fighting like a bunch of idiots on a message board.
Yeah, that's pretty much what happens on the road. Two idiots going at it. Why not let it be just one idiot? I'm more than happy to let you response a bunch of angry nonsense. Please, do it. See if you can bait me. I bet you can't.