Brooklyn 3.0

It's like when a player has a tell in the NBA. Defenses then pounce on the tell. So all these batted balls with Baker are due to his tell and defenses are feasting. It's going to be up to McAdoofus and the O-Line coach to help Baker throw the defenses off.

I feel great. I don't let sports run my life.

We don't need CMC! We have the god tier RB named D'Onta Foreman!

With the exception of one glaring example on the first page, I'm sort of excited to see that Corral threads are the new Cam threads!

Nothing?

Yep, this thread went just about as I expected it to go. It's all about the math really ... A. Matt looked like trash, but threw it to nobodies and behind a nothing line = true. 2. Matt looked like trash, but threw it to nobodies and behind a nothing line, but against nothing defenses full of nobodies = also true. D. Therefore, Matt will look like trash throwing to superstars (lol) behind an elite line (lol) against elite defenses full of superstars = math.

2015 was HOW long ago?

Why does the RedZone announcer dude vanish for minutes every now and then? Does he have to go pee? Taking a snack break?

CMC fantasy owners be all ... yeahhhh buddy.

Garbage time stats!

I thought NFL players were supposed to be good. There's one on the field today: Luvu.

This BS is still on? Jesus. End this misery.

Why cover Ertz? He's no good, right?

FEED ME MOORE!

Dude has been holding footballs since pee wee ... can't even grasp a hand off.

Ok, team, let's try to sco ... let's try to get a first down!

LUUUUUUUUUVUUUUUUUUU

First team to 3 wins!

Shi goodness.

Everything needs to be good in order to win.

WOOOOOOOSH.

Dolphins coach looks creepy as fug.

Trade away something for yet another QB, lol? One who is on an 0-3 team?

Foreman lol. Dude couldn't gain 50 yds if he was the only guy on the field.

I was meant the concussion stuff. Get Tua back out there! The fans want to see him!