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Parakeets: highly intelligent for birds, questionable whether they are as intelligent in key ways as small human children. Sounds about right for a Cowboys fan.

They can't even get Olsen's hair color right. Olsen, with a big fuging square jaw. He's nordic AF, but Madden couldn't even correctly make him a blonde. I rest my case.

Because the people who make Madden are clearly NFL experts who pay very close attention to every player in the league. Obviously they're gonna know what position a starter plays, so if you were thinking Chinn is a safety, clearly you're wrong. Do not question the Madden.

This sounds borderline too reasonable for the Huddle. I'm gonna need you to yell semi coherent things at a shrill pitch while hyperventilating in your next post just to stay in keeping with the tone here. Thanks.

This belt is the reason I don't let friends and family shop for me except for an approved list of gift items. Some well meaning family member would get this for me for Christmas or a birthday, and then I'd be forced to stab someone I love. in the eye. with a fork. Because you gotta have rules people.

Nobody over 12 has trouble figuring out how quoting on a message board works either. See how easy it is to just say some bs like it's true, whether it is or not?

Spoken like a man who has never experienced the sheer bliss of Honey Mustard Pringles. I would not trade you my secret stash of them for Isiah Simmons. Lays sour cream and onion you can have.

I read the thread title of all your threads in the voice of Morgan Freeman. Zod's threads in the voice of Agent Smith from The Matrix. The Big Kat in the voice of Kermit the Frog. Nas gets Denzel Washington. Ricky Spanish gets Ace Ventura. Juan gets Ruby Rodd from The Fifth Element. Karl Spackler gets Kirk Lazarus from Tropic Thunder. LadyPanther's threads I hear in the voice of Cate Blanchett. Linville Gorge sounds like Ryan Reynolds. Rum Ham sounds like Bart Simpson. Rayzer's threads for some reason sound like the plant from Little Shop of Horrors. CamwoahCam sounds exactly like the Swedish Chef. and I'm sure I'm not the only one who hears 4Corners threads in the voice of Gilbert Godfrey.

become?

The greater the demand the higher the price tag. Cheaper players are by definition more easily replaced. Arguing that someone can be replaced cheaper but not more easily defies widely known accepted rules of economics.

This. His size plus a personality that likely rubbed older guys the wrong way led to horribad officiating where he was concerned. There are too many plays over his career of Cam getting absolutely and clearly illegally clocked and nothing is done about it, that can be put side by side next to plays of our pass rushers looking at guys like Brady, Rogers, etc wrong and being called for absurd penalties to even dispute the bias was clear. Anyone claiming otherwise has either never bothered to examine the evidence closely or is willfully ignoring it.

I find this reply whelming.

*watches Mahomes wife almost dive in front of the camera on several occasions in the first episode.* You're not wrong sir.

Yeah let's see if we can get Young in some college baseball games. Technically doesn't he still have eligibility if it's a whole different sport?

I really wish fans would have some perspective before heaping scorn on guys like this. A Jay Cutler type who clearly doesn't give a fug and is just stealing a paycheck? Sure, but a lot of guys like Mariotta are good people working their tails off and guilty only of not being better than a dozen or two of their peers at what they do. The worst starting qb in the NFL every year is the 32nd best qb in the world out of thousands upon thousands.

Kasy was very good at what he did for a very long time. I can easily forgive him one mistake. The day in day out professional incompetence of Jerome Boger I will neither forgive nor forget. fug the league for keeping him employed.

Thank you. The league literally destroyed the evidence of it's investigation of Patriots cheating during this period. Why would you destroy the evidence of your own internal investigation? I'll give you a reason: because it uncovered evidence that called into question the validity of the final outcome of a Super Bowl, something the league would probably do anything to keep hidden. Kasay did so many good things during his career as a Panther, why would any true fan look to blame him for the SB loss while ignoring Patriots cheating as a factor? Oh right, cause the Patriots are such a quality organization and we all love them anyway, especially Brady.

Post of the week.

we? you got a mouse in your pocket? Never in my life have I thought a football executive was the smartest guy in the room. Unless they other people in the room were all six year olds.

Oh. Oh poo. He's right. Does this mean I have to buy a bunch of leather stuff now? Not really my style.

Preach it brother.

Thank God you didn't try to make Young's success all about you.

Two things can be true at once. People are moving in droves to Texas, but not from NC, mostly from Cali and other points west. Charlotte is still growing rapidly, as evidenced by the breakneck pace of continued development. Your subjective opinion is you don't care for it, that's fine, move somewhere you do like, which sounds like you did. The evidence does not support the notion most people agree with you about Charlotte however.

I was just thinking that's exactly why everyone and their brother has been moving here in droves for the past quarter century. People can't resist the temptation to live in shitty places with nothing to offer.

I mean, you're saying they wouldn't go to the mountains of NC because they might *become* too hot, when they're already located in Florida? If they came to the piedmont I'd tell you a prime location. Look at a map of the area. Look east and east southeast of Charlotte. See that big empty space bordered by 601 on the west, 27 on the north, 52 to the east and 74 to the south? Nothing but wide open farmland with Oakboro the only town inside it. That's where you get your big tracts of open land cheap, and you just make sure the state government agrees to put in major highways in and out as part of the deal to get you there. I don't think they move as far north as the midwest, as flat as it is, because that's the part of the country everyone and their brother are moving away FROM. Virginia I could see and honestly could make a ton of sense. DIsney world in the Shenendoah Valley would be horrible for the Valley's natural charm, but probably a wet dream of a location for the suits at Mouseworld.