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He almost pissed me off with that 3rd down call. 4th down fixed it. Beautiful set up. again, on the radio broadcast, Luke and Jake kept pointing out that the play calls are fantastic, they said without saying his name, that Bryce is the one fuging them up.

Great fuging play by Coker.

About fuging time Bryce, you piece of poo.

Yeah, I don’t disagree it’s bad clock management, I said as much as we burned that time… but then like a slap in the face, Bryce fugs up an easy scramble drill, then sacks himself the next play. You can’t make this poo up. I just don’t think we would’ve been able to hand it off the rest of the half with the hope of getting into scoring range… as bad as Bryce is, we have to be able to pass to keep them honest, and this asshole can’t do the most basic poo to keep drives alive.

Came out and ran 3 straight times. Even built in an RPO with an orbit style motion to Horn and the Rams sold out for the run and Bryce didn’t throw it. This is fuging embarrassing.

No, I’m not disagreeing it was poor clock management. I posted the same thing at the time that they burned 30+ secs after that first handoff… but again, Bryce is such a fuging liability. Even if we called the timeout, put in another personnel group and hand it off, the Rams are fine recklessly abandoning any consideration of the pass being a threat, even in the two minute drill. I anticipate they would’ve killed that run and got the ball back with a minute left. Just my opinion. I verything hinges on us having a QB who can do basic poo, and ours just so happens to be unable to do just that.

Shocker must’ve been one of the first AI bot prototypes.

Yeah, I said this a few weeks back. Our WR room is full of better men than me, because I would’ve been aired Bryce’s sorry ass out to the media or just beat his ass myself. Our WRs have pretty much agreed to just be soccer players with the amount of running they’re doing for nothing (*with the added risk of hospital balls).

It shows his lack of belief in Bryce. Now what if we did call that timeout and Bryce did the same poo he ended up doing? Now we give Stafford the ball back with around a full minute left to drive the field for another score. Again, it’s Bryce fuging everything up.

Listening to the radio broadcast through the first quarter, Luke and Jake are really not holding back. It’s almost laughable how every pass play ends with them saying “the play was there, he just missed him…”. Luke literally said on one of the early drives that Canales made a great play call, the rams came out in man, we ran a mesh concept, Coker was wide open and Luke said the ball was just too high. And again, it’s like every fuging pass play. i told yall last week, the amount of plays per drive that are there for a positive gain and should be routine, and Bryce just fuging ruins them. He single-handedly kills drives because he can’t do basic poo. Meanwhile, Shedeur is balling

It is legit amazing to watch a whole organization watch the most important position on your team be the one fuging piece holding the entire team back, and yet, they still trot him out every week. He fuging disgusts me at this point.

After Bryce ended the fuging drive with those next two plays, it really didn’t fuging matter. He is so fuging horrible.

That poo wasn’t close whether XL did what he did or cut it up field.

Bryce is so fuging ass.

Why no timeout???

We just ran 30+ fuging seconds off the clock.

I had no idea. That poo sucks.

I still have mixed feelings about him. poo like that, in the moment, definitely makes me want to move on, and it happens way more often than I’m comfortable with. and I love Derrick Brown, but dropping Scourton and leaving DB as the outside rusher (I’m guessing that was a stunt?) on an obvious passing down with an already struggling pass rush is poo coaching.

I have loved Ransom’s game since preseason game one, and still do. Only more so the more I see of him. He just single-handedly fuged up Williams’ whole day and put him on the sidelines after fuging him up for three straight plays. That dude lays the fuging wood. Pause.

wtf??? If that’s meant to be comforting, it isn’t.

Meanwhile, Evero dropped Scourton into coverage in a clear passing play.

Also, fwiw, listening to Luke on the radio broadcast, and literally the first play of Simmons’ Panthers career, Luke explained he was the furthest outside guy on the kickoff coverage and his job is just to contain so nothing gets outside, Simmons cut inside of a block and gave up contain leading to a huge return and additional 15 yards for a late hit by Incoom. So fug this thread.

Also, fwiw, listening to Luke on the radio broadcast, and literally the first play of Simmons’ Panthers career, Luke explained he was the furthest outside guy on the kickoff coverage and his job is just to contain so nothing gets outside, Simmons cut inside of a block and gave up contain leading to a huge return and additional 15 yards for a late hit by Incoom. So fug this thread.

I was thinking that as I typed this post up… a lot of times, when guys still seem to have enough of whatever they need to carve out a career in some capacity but don’t stick and there’s no obvious public explanation, more often than not, there is a personality/locker room issue. Could be as simple as they aren’t a “team guy” or maybe they’re just a flat out cancer.

https://x.com/sheena_marie3/status/1994875336149143899?s=46 Also, for the record, I don’t know why Simmons hasn’t stuck around any of his stops. I know he’s considered a jack of all trades and master of none. But going back to his time with Arizona, one of the first games I watched him in, he stuck a ball carrier in OT I believe, against the Raiders, caused a fumble that was returned for a TD. If you look at his stats, they aren’t mind-blowing, but they’re impressive for a guy who has played several different positions in the league. He seems to always have made plays that win his team’s games. My hope is, maybe being forced to sign him, that maybe we just found another Hasson Reddick-type of deal.