Proudiddy

Between the shithawks and the shartinals watching what they'll be facing, there is so much bird poop

In between commercial breaks i'm working for a local jeweler, crafting special, luxury-cut diamonds with my penis.

I am creaming my fuging pants right now.

Also, anyone else see that dirty (but legal) cut block the right tackle threw on Ealy? We deserved that pick.

This is fuging amazing!!!!! Loooooool. But we can't let up! Let's go for a 50 burger. "No, they wasnt readyyyyyy!" /kevin hart

Stew looks fresher than i can ever remember. Maybe he looked like this in the prime, injury-free days of Double Trouble, but regardless, it's been a long time. Very explosive... Like the erection protruding through my pants right now.

Amazing start! So hyped! Our guys look absolutely insane! You can feel the pent up anger, i love it! Today, Russell... the horseshoe finally falls out of your ass.

Been watching NFLN off and on since last night... Interestingly enough, Roddy White was the guest last night and picked us. He was very complimentary about our team and said we will basically impose our will defensively and Cam controls the entire game now. Then this morning, NFLN has Justin Forsett on as the guest, and have Michael Robinson and Nate Burleson as the field reporters in Charlotte... what a fuging joke. Of course they're having a giant seahawk circle jerk. All of them are saying they're going with Seattle because Lynch is back, lol... do these mf'ers not know that we beat them IN seattle with a healthy Lynch in week 6? Lol. Just lol. Let's do this! Superbowl bound! Keep Pounding!

Bennett was back in.

I am really pissed off... Ya'll can say what you want about "the best beat whoever is in front of them" and all that poo, but i did NOT want to play seattle again. They are a dirty team and the part i hate the most is that they are fully enveloped in the NFL 's hype machine, meaning they most likely will have th3 officials in their pocket, as they have over the last few years. I fuging hate not only having to beat a team, but also the refs. We wouldnt have had that problem against Washington or Minny.

fugin vikings... You blew it.

Burfict is borderline retarded, and he is a dirty, completely classless piece of poo... but, those refs shitted on the bengals. They wanted the stillers to win. They let that hit by shazier go, which caused a turnover, but they called TWO personal fouls after the stillers used all of their timeouts??? Lol. Bullshit. Burfict did purposely target Brown's head, but my point is, if they let Shazier get away with it, then why not turn a blind eye to Burfict there when the game is truly in the balance? Regardless, because Burfict is an asshole and doesnt know when to chill the fug out, and by the book that was a penalty, i understand that call as a standalone play. But, the problem isnt that call... it was the penalty on Pacman after that. First off, why is Porter's fat ass on the field talking poo? Regardless, the refs should've left that alone. Either call it on Porter/PIT's bench for him being on the field, or leave it alone... once they called that, they made clear what their intentions were. Horrible fuging officiating. Unless Pacman went Last Boy Scout on that last call, you swallow your fuging whistle there. Instead, they handed Pittsburgh the game. But again, when they let Shazier essentially try to end Gio's career, the bengals should've known to not let the game come down to officiating.

Hoyer going all 2009 Delhomme up in this piece.

Lol another victim folds under the mental weight of JNo.

Way to go, Sunshine!

I just came here oroginally to say LOL @ Trai destroying mf'ers on CAP's first big run... but then CAP broke off that big TD run because we have a boss ass QB that scares defenses shitless so they let him run untouched into the end zone lol. Good times. P.s. - fug arizona and carson palmer.

Phil already told you it is a painting.

I know, i just really wanted him to know how big of an accomplishment it was lol.

Let it be said and engrafted into the permanency of the everlasting consciousness of mankind, today, tomorrow, and forever... that username '15' aka username 'bwood' heroically and creepily stalked our franchise QB and announced the birth of his child on the internet. Let his username be hailed along the likes of Christopher Columbus, Franklin E. Roosevelt (FDR's invalid, lesser known stepbrother, but a Roosevelt nonetheless! ), General Custer, and Adolf Hitler (because he's inherently racist)! Forty years from now... fifty... possibly fifty-one... There it will be... a day commemorating this one-man internet powerhouse of a rumormill in the flesh, vigorously researching from his father's guest house in malibu between faps! Unblemished. Untarnished. Still a disaplointment to his father and relatively unknown. But, daman it... he was right on that day and needs a spot on Rushmore with a plaque... "Username '15,' Internet." His anonymity will live on in echoes of your grandchildren's grandchildren's ears. "Username 15 is worthy of internet access. Hail! Hail!"

So much wrong with this post... I dont have to make new accounts or alts because i'm not an idiot who finds his self worth through internet message boards. I know when to say when. If im right, im right and i move on. If im wrong, im wrong, and i move on. I'm sorry to break it to you, but your achievements and reputation on this board don't carry over into your actual everyday life... that is unless your everyday life consists of nothing but this board, which is looking like it may be the case for you... i could understand maybe signing back up after one ban, but 2, 3 or 4? Something is off, lol... Furthermore, you may have involuntarily entered your post into candidacy for most hilariously ironic contradictory quote of the year for "we're separating men from the boys." LOOOOOOOL! Last i checked you're sitting on your ass behind a keyboard, not chopping down redwoods in a forest. When did women gossip qualify as the measure by which men are determined? But have fun. Hey, you won the internet today, maybe even for centuries by somehow creepily gathering information on our beloved franchise QB's personal life that he most likely didn't want all that public... Congrats. Lol, it's your world harvey levin, err, i mean bwood.

And yet, you repeatedly come back after being banned, including after a meltdown resulting in a racist tirade. I find it extremely ironic that you are taking such pride in "being right" on the internet when you have repeatedly berated me for being right, or supposedly seeking validation from the board about how players pan out here lol. I think the term you used was personnel "hipster." And here you are, wanting to wager membership to a board (which you supposedly hate) over wanting to be "right" and seeking validation for your gossip about our QB's personal life, which he may or may not have wanted public. Being that no major media outlet, or tabloid for that matter, has run with the story, i doubt he has approved that information being made public. For someone that mocks others for how serious they take the internet, you sure are showing yourself to be far above such childish behavior. If you dont like this place, feel free to go hang out at lipstick alley or the bossip comment section... you'd fit right in.

Cam has baby. Cam didnt have a baby. Cam has a baby again. Now, seeing the social media posts comfirming it make it unofficially official i guess... plans are back on to have Baby Prouddidy catching TDs from Baby Cam.

Dammit Phil, we need answ... wait... nevermind.

Im so fuging angry... thats on the officials and the OL. Its fuging ridiculous man. Im pissed the fug off. Only thing worst than losing today wouldve been losing next week and then having to sit a week and marinate on that. Now, we have one week to get our poo together and get back on track because we looked absolutely fuging pathetic and flat as poo today. We werent ready at all. Refs completely changwd the complexion of the game... but honestly, with hhow the OL played, idk that it mattered. And i really hope that didnt lose Cam the MVP. Regardless, we netter come out fuging angry next week and play like our lives depended on it. Today was fuging inexcusable.

I also like how the refs held their whistle all game until that last meaningless drive and then called a penalty every f'ing play once the game was basically over... so, when you look at the stats, it looks like an evenly called game, when it was anything but. I want to see Matt Ryan punched in the face with a fuging mack truck. Bitch ass motherfuger.