Proudiddy

Every Sunday, I tell myself, despite knowing how utterly fuging horrible Bryce is… if he can just figure it out and have the most miraculous turnaround ever, we will have a good football team. Instead, every Sunday, he kills drives single-handedly and our defense, under the immense pressure of being expected to hold opponents scoreless, eventually breaks.

Get Nick Scott tf out of here. Why is Ransom not in there?

It’s about to get ugly fast. Thanks Bryce.

When everyone got hyped about Fitz, I appreciated what he’d done, but that fuging FG in the preseason that barely died over the crossbar told me all I needed to know. Even after his really good game last week, I thought to myself, “he’s gonna get the yips.” And here we are.

It’s so frustrating. Like instead of just picking one or a couple of things to suck at, we got a guy who apparently sucks at everything. If you’re going to be small, you can’t at least have a big arm? Be quick and shifty? Be faster than most everyone else? At least fuging agile and don’t trip over yourself? The amount of fuging people this guy has fooled for this long is fuging astounding.

How many times is he hit in stride? I will say, he should’ve caught that one, but every fuging pass is off target.

Bryce kills another drive

Crazy that they got him a big receiver bc of his tendency to throw high, and even with a 6’5” receiver, he throws even higher. Sigh…

I fuging love Chuba.

To be fair, Bryce is playing better with this bootleg scheme, but him missing the easiest of throws has got us down 8 points.

To be subpar in almost every athletic measure AND you don’t know how to slide, nor can you learn how to? fuging embarrassing.

I’m not understanding why DJ is out there over Princely at all.

Ahhh Drake Maye, what could’ve been. but we blew our load a year early to acquire a midget with the arm strength of Stephen Hawking.

His first down miss killed the drive, just like the pass to the facemask killed the one before that. Both drives they tried to get some of the yardage back with a run after and the Pats see it like clockwork. The first time it happened, it forced us to punt which led to a return TD. Then this drive, Bryce can’t even complete a wide open pass to Tet to salvage some points to end the drive, and now they’re sore running to the end zone after a net 20 yard punt. Bryce is the common denominator. When you can’t depend on your QB to make the basic throws, how could you ever expect to have any consistent drives? It feels like we’re incredibly lucky if we score and had to pass now.

It seems like Rozeboom is on his back or stomach more than he is on his feet.

Fify

Boooooa, ST is straight ASS today. and why did we not attempt a FG there?

QB is holding us back. That’s it.

Bryce’s missed passes are ruining. These drives.

Credit where credit is due… that fake dive to pitch was a really good call.

Again, it’s like everyone else has to compensate for the shortcomings of our franchise QB. Crazy.

Carolina Panthers Football Baby!!!!

You dare me?

“But every QB’s YPA is down this year!”

Also have to know the officiating is going to be hell for us vs the Cowboys.