Proudiddy

Aside from all of the good juju, how can one team mess kicker up so badly, repeatedly.

Yes. He barely hit the FG he attempted in preseason. So far, he looks no different than Slye, except Slye could attempt kicks from 70 yards out.

This defense is porno. Filthy, dirty, squirty, raunchy, thicc porno.

Get Joey Slye in the phone and save our draft pick.

OH MY GOD DARNOLD. THERE MIGHT BE HOPE.

This defense has me hard as a fuging titanium covered diamond buried in the arctic.

Honestly, as hyped as I am for our defense, none of their effort will matter if the offense keeps sputtering and shitting the bed in the redzone. They are just hard to watch down there. And I dont understand why Brady wants to get do cute and reinvent the wheel when we get down there? You may as well just hammer it in single back with two TEs being that Darnold can't hand it off with a FB being in the backfield and can't hit wide open receivers in the endzone.

So, Darnold has singlehandedly blown two potential TDs inside the 10 yard line. And yes, Marshall may have been open, but I thought Robby was the better option on that play. Darnold seems to keep locking in on the flats on those rub plays.

Not good by Darnold or Brady.

Its official. Brady's playcalling in the redzone is atrocious.

Beautiful play by Shaq.

Manhertz scores a TD in week 1 with Jax? Maybe he didn't suck? Maybe we do.

Beautiful read by Carter and great pressure by Chinn.

Wow. Now officials pouring it on.

I wanna hate, but that was a beautiful pass.

Yup. But ,but, but I thought they weren't running real plays so it doesn't matter!

Welp, when was the last time you saw a QB do that? SMH. NY Sam has entered the chat.

Wow, horrible spot.

Won't say thats a bad throw, it was catchable but tough.

That was sexy. Great throw and catch by Darnold and DJ.

Also, starting to notice Darnold isn't fully selling the play action. I wonder if that is a result of not trusting your blocking?

Great throw by Sam. Horrible drop by DJ

Only we, the Carolina Panthers, could injure the opponent's punter, only to reveal they had an even better emergency punter that's not really a punter, that used to be a kicker on our roster. Classic Panthers football.

Back to pussified dumbass conservative ball, courtesy of Rhule.

Charlton is fuging up, and Rhule for that matter.