TylerDurden

Don’t you turn your tv back on again. Ever.

Honestly, hockey may be THE sport where the momentum is almost tangible.

I’m already post-coital

WE ARE IN THEIR fuging HEADS!!!!

But, anyway…. LFG BOYS! Do it again!!!!!!!

If Bussi had been in earlier, it’s probably 2-3 right now. Just saying.

fug you, Vegas. Eat a fuging dick.

Welp, fellas… looks like Bussy should’ve been playing.

This fuging team tonight, man. WTF are we doing?????

I hope you’re right, but how a team loses sometimes lingers.

Welp, it was a good run this year, boys. On to our Panthers.

No, I understand completely. They are fuging him over - but there’s something to be said when your goalie can at least stop some of them or get a pad on them - I feel like that builds momentum symbiotically with your skaters. But when every attempt in such situations has like a 98% chance of going in, it is completely demoralizing, and as we are watching, that poo compounds quickly.

Look at this fuging slop. Can we bench the whole team?

It’s not that I expect prime Hasek or Luongo… but, god damn, make it tough for them. If they get any kind of open look, I automatically expect it to go in.

Yeah, 4 almost back to back breakaway attempts? That’s unacceptable. But get Freddie tf out of there.

Ngl… we can dissect the why all day, but this right here is what I mentioned concerned me going into this series - if a team gets enough chances in Freddie, he breaks.

A doobie, brother? This looks like black tar heroin.

Was gonna say the same since that power play goal. We looked fine and equal prior - but now???? The fuging wheels fell off, and they fell off in a way that idk they can be put back on this series.

Okay, so I wanted to blame Freddie early because I was just hoping he could bail us out and make a miraculous save and turn the momentum - but our guys are fuging leaving him out to dry. Since that power play, we are playing like absolute S H I T. No discipline, no awareness, just flailing everywhere and getting out of position and attempting low-reward/high-risk stupid fuging plays. fug game 3. Our guys apparently blew their load in game 2.

One thing I have observed so far this series, when we are in the offensive zone, they seem to constantly have guys rostering and skating across the slot/middle disrupting everything. Whereas, when we’re on defense, we’re constantly leaving the slot/middle wide open with one of their guys always just seemingly find their way there untouched.

Go home, Canes! You’re drunk!

Great shot, Walker.

Goddammit. I understand we occasionally put our goalie in bad spots, but so does every team. It’s like Freddie can’t ever bail the skaters out at all.

Except they’re both drunk.

Damn this game is like watching a UFC match between two masterful grapplers/wrestlers.