TylerDurden

Why do we even watch? Why do we care? Unfugingbelievable. Jaycee has been pissing me tf off.

I wonder what Pat White is doing nowadays being that we just need a QB who is capable of scrambling every play because they won’t pass it downfield?

Non-stop bootlegs for 3 yard runs bc Bryce is scared to throw. Fantastic gameplan.

A super processor would’ve flailed when #3 out his hands on him out of bounds. But not ours.

But but but but but… hold on I’ll think of something.

Yes, 3 yard routes to the flat will do the job. Genius. Why didn’t we think of that before?

Bingo

With Bryce contributing a whopping 16 yards of passing in the first half and us trying to square peg, round hole run game to compensate, it was just a matter of time before the levee broke.

Who wants to watch a death by a thousand cuts?

Bryce is fuging trash.

They are selling out for the run with no worry of consequence if they’re wrong, and he’s getting gang tackled. They could go after the ball every fuging play. Bryce and Dave are fuging this whole thing up.

Can we blame Chuba for being forced to run because Dave doesn’t trust Bryce to throw the ball efficiently and Bryce doesn’t trust himself to do so either?

Yeah they’ve been doing us solids all day, too bad we can’t help ourselves.

Was a matter of time. Sure would be nice if we had a fuging QB we trusted to throw the fuging ball instead of having to run the ball like it’s 19fuging43.

Damn straight. I think “purists” usually prefer the way things are because a lot of their favorite teams and players have benefitted greatly from the old, broken ways of yesteryear. Whereas we know what it feels like to get completely jobbed by the human element.

Agreed.

My God this game is ugly.

I’ve thought about this, and I think it’s a lot like how baseball purists have fought the strike zone and official replay stuff. I think removing the human element makes the game dramatically different than what it has always been. I also think it would make it much more straightforward and fair.

Bro, every opportunity our runners have had to use a block in the open field to gain additional yards, they made the wrong choice. horn did it earlier, Bryce just did it now. wtf is going on?

Throw a bomb Bryce.

Dammit Derrick! I wanted that one for you, big man!

Classic Darnold lol

They are clearly the more physical team.

Yeah, I see… but this poo is deflating. We’re not doing ourselves any favors with the playcalling and execution of plays either. We’ve had plays that were blocked up and guys danced around til they got smacked for minimal gain. And if they’re that stout up front, maybe spread it out and look for mismatches. They like to send pressure and play man - I’m not seeing any mesh concepts, drags, quick outs or hooks… barely anything to counter what they’re doing. We’re just going along with it.

These teams are collectively setting offenses back 70 years today. The play fake to pass to the guy you just play faked to is some real next level stuff lol.