Proudiddy

74 got his ass whooped.

I’m about to cream my pants with this run game.

Chuba’s one step cut is orgasmic today.

Was that Verse that was walking to the locker room?

Chuba is fuging back. He looks super explosive!

I was purposely embellishing. I don’t exaggerate when I say I tell my kids how proud I am of them everyday. the point of that metaphor was that his fans want people to thank him for doing poo he’s SUPPOSED TO DO. . That is fuging ridiculous. To further the point, it would be like my kids thanking me for not “going out to get the milk,” sticking around and taking care of them. A good father doesn’t need to be thanked for that. We do it. And again, to be clear, not a single day goes by that I don’t tell my kids how much I love them and how proud of them I am and of all they do.

Adulting is harder. They’re gonna graduate middle school because they have to. This guy wants people to pat Brycey Poo on his back for making replacement level throws.

You sound like you love bad QBs.

That guy thanks the doctor for his prostate exam.

No, I didn’t. At this point, me congratulating Bryce for completing an NFL level pass is like congratulating my children for graduating middle school.

He almost pissed me off with that 3rd down call. 4th down fixed it. Beautiful set up. again, on the radio broadcast, Luke and Jake kept pointing out that the play calls are fantastic, they said without saying his name, that Bryce is the one fuging them up.

Great fuging play by Coker.

About fuging time Bryce, you piece of poo.

Yeah, I don’t disagree it’s bad clock management, I said as much as we burned that time… but then like a slap in the face, Bryce fugs up an easy scramble drill, then sacks himself the next play. You can’t make this poo up. I just don’t think we would’ve been able to hand it off the rest of the half with the hope of getting into scoring range… as bad as Bryce is, we have to be able to pass to keep them honest, and this asshole can’t do the most basic poo to keep drives alive.

Came out and ran 3 straight times. Even built in an RPO with an orbit style motion to Horn and the Rams sold out for the run and Bryce didn’t throw it. This is fuging embarrassing.

No, I’m not disagreeing it was poor clock management. I posted the same thing at the time that they burned 30+ secs after that first handoff… but again, Bryce is such a fuging liability. Even if we called the timeout, put in another personnel group and hand it off, the Rams are fine recklessly abandoning any consideration of the pass being a threat, even in the two minute drill. I anticipate they would’ve killed that run and got the ball back with a minute left. Just my opinion. I verything hinges on us having a QB who can do basic poo, and ours just so happens to be unable to do just that.

Shocker must’ve been one of the first AI bot prototypes.

Yeah, I said this a few weeks back. Our WR room is full of better men than me, because I would’ve been aired Bryce’s sorry ass out to the media or just beat his ass myself. Our WRs have pretty much agreed to just be soccer players with the amount of running they’re doing for nothing (*with the added risk of hospital balls).

It shows his lack of belief in Bryce. Now what if we did call that timeout and Bryce did the same poo he ended up doing? Now we give Stafford the ball back with around a full minute left to drive the field for another score. Again, it’s Bryce fuging everything up.

Listening to the radio broadcast through the first quarter, Luke and Jake are really not holding back. It’s almost laughable how every pass play ends with them saying “the play was there, he just missed him…”. Luke literally said on one of the early drives that Canales made a great play call, the rams came out in man, we ran a mesh concept, Coker was wide open and Luke said the ball was just too high. And again, it’s like every fuging pass play. i told yall last week, the amount of plays per drive that are there for a positive gain and should be routine, and Bryce just fuging ruins them. He single-handedly kills drives because he can’t do basic poo. Meanwhile, Shedeur is balling

It is legit amazing to watch a whole organization watch the most important position on your team be the one fuging piece holding the entire team back, and yet, they still trot him out every week. He fuging disgusts me at this point.

After Bryce ended the fuging drive with those next two plays, it really didn’t fuging matter. He is so fuging horrible.

That poo wasn’t close whether XL did what he did or cut it up field.

Bryce is so fuging ass.

Why no timeout???