TylerDurden

It is legit amazing to watch a whole organization watch the most important position on your team be the one fuging piece holding the entire team back, and yet, they still trot him out every week. He fuging disgusts me at this point.

After Bryce ended the fuging drive with those next two plays, it really didn’t fuging matter. He is so fuging horrible.

That poo wasn’t close whether XL did what he did or cut it up field.

Bryce is so fuging ass.

Why no timeout???

We just ran 30+ fuging seconds off the clock.

I had no idea. That poo sucks.

I still have mixed feelings about him. poo like that, in the moment, definitely makes me want to move on, and it happens way more often than I’m comfortable with. and I love Derrick Brown, but dropping Scourton and leaving DB as the outside rusher (I’m guessing that was a stunt?) on an obvious passing down with an already struggling pass rush is poo coaching.

I have loved Ransom’s game since preseason game one, and still do. Only more so the more I see of him. He just single-handedly fuged up Williams’ whole day and put him on the sidelines after fuging him up for three straight plays. That dude lays the fuging wood. Pause.

wtf??? If that’s meant to be comforting, it isn’t.

Meanwhile, Evero dropped Scourton into coverage in a clear passing play.

Also, fwiw, listening to Luke on the radio broadcast, and literally the first play of Simmons’ Panthers career, Luke explained he was the furthest outside guy on the kickoff coverage and his job is just to contain so nothing gets outside, Simmons cut inside of a block and gave up contain leading to a huge return and additional 15 yards for a late hit by Incoom. So fug this thread.

Also, fwiw, listening to Luke on the radio broadcast, and literally the first play of Simmons’ Panthers career, Luke explained he was the furthest outside guy on the kickoff coverage and his job is just to contain so nothing gets outside, Simmons cut inside of a block and gave up contain leading to a huge return and additional 15 yards for a late hit by Incoom. So fug this thread.

I was thinking that as I typed this post up… a lot of times, when guys still seem to have enough of whatever they need to carve out a career in some capacity but don’t stick and there’s no obvious public explanation, more often than not, there is a personality/locker room issue. Could be as simple as they aren’t a “team guy” or maybe they’re just a flat out cancer.

https://x.com/sheena_marie3/status/1994875336149143899?s=46 Also, for the record, I don’t know why Simmons hasn’t stuck around any of his stops. I know he’s considered a jack of all trades and master of none. But going back to his time with Arizona, one of the first games I watched him in, he stuck a ball carrier in OT I believe, against the Raiders, caused a fumble that was returned for a TD. If you look at his stats, they aren’t mind-blowing, but they’re impressive for a guy who has played several different positions in the league. He seems to always have made plays that win his team’s games. My hope is, maybe being forced to sign him, that maybe we just found another Hasson Reddick-type of deal.

Key is, he said “football player” not human being. But the fact you mentioned Phillips and Carruth as potential candidates they were more unlikable says all we need to know about just how BAD Bryce is at football.

Idk what we look like against the Rams. I do know that any idea of making the playoffs is over. What Canales has proven is when we need it, we don’t get it. When we don’t need it or it’s unexpected, we usually get it. We’ve lost too many games already that should’ve been wins for us to make up ground on the back end.

And yet, you’re still here to remind us what the upper echelons of our fanbase look like… I guess.

The league would protect him. The amount of poo Jerry Jones has had exposed and got away with? The amount of poo Stephen Ross has got away with? How long Dan Snyder got away with essentially fuging sex trafficking employees and poo??????? Taking down JR was a hit job. You think the other 31 owners, especially the older ones aren’t blathering, blatant, ignorant ass, bigoted rich racists who have committed far worse things than Blue Jean Fridays? The ones I named above have DEFINITELY did worse than what JR was accused of. And do you think guys like Steve Smith would’ve been viewing him as a father figure if they felt that’s who he was? JR pissed the league off with that last lockout situation and they made him pay. They lined a new guy up to join their billionaire boys club in Tepper, and they prolly slid a pretty penny to Jonathan Jones to write the “expose,” to get JR out of here. Again, all the owners I’ve listed above have been verified on record for doing worse poo, yet they’re still running their organizations, unquestioned. They hand-picked Tepper long before JR was forced out, so he isn’t going anywhere. Sadly. fug the NFL. (Also, to be clear, it’s always fug racism, bigotry, and sexual exploitation - not ever excusing it. Just making the point that the NFL isn’t operating under this clear standard of justice applied to each and every case)

I was still in the throes of a contentious divorce and my job at the time had me work on Sundays. At the beginning of the season I tried to still work around Sundays so I could see our games. I think after Bryce came back from the benching, I said fug it. First time in my life I intentionally didn’t watch our games, even through the Atlanta finale. In the past, even if we didn’t live up to expectations, I would watch to still support and at least analyze player development, strengths and weaknesses, coaching, etc., but Bryce makes all of that a moot point, so I stopped watching. Again, this is asinine, it if he is retained (still can’t believe this is even a possibility of a conversation due to how shitty our organization has become under Tepper), I will NOT watch next season until he is gone.

I’ve never liked Cowherd. He is a cuck for big markets. Absolutely loves them. He wants all of the stars to go there and shits on everything that doesn’t jive with that.

Is Sellars not coming out this year? If not, sign Lance and draft Mendoza. See if the Browns would trade Shedeur.

Idk man, I think it’s necessary. There’s people working 9-5s everyday that get told poo about what they aren’t and what they’re not capable of and they’re working for scraps. These guys are making millions. People are watching and invested because their team and fandom is a part of their identity and a big source of pride. When someone like Bryce comes in and is given chance after chance after chance after proving he is not worthy of the position he’s being gifted, and he continues to be the biggest reason above any that we are losing, yeah… I think it’s fair to call a spade a spade. Am I saying Bryce the person is trash? Bryce the person is a piece of poo? Absolutely not. I came up in an era, especially in basketball, where if you were fuging up people heckled the poo out of you. I played in rec leagues as a teen where the fuging parents were calling kids trash and yelling poo like “TURNOVER!!! TURNOVER!!!” “CANT DRIBBLE!” “CANT SHOOT!” And that’s adults screaming that poo to kids like we were in the fuging Rucker lol. I went on to play basketball at a collegiate level and with professional players in different settings. What those experiences as a kid taught me was to see if there is any merit to what people are saying, and if there is, then work my ass off til they can’t say that anymore. Come back better, tougher, harder. And I did. If kids can figure that poo out, an adult calling another adult who is bad at his job while making millions and millions of dollars will be just fine.

I’m not losing us games. You want to hitch your wagon to the “cut your nose off to spite your face” express? Have at it. I want our team to win. Again, fvck Bryce.

Ngl, I said it before but we as a team have a freakishly horrible history when it comes to head injuries… like way worse than any other team I’m aware of. Luke technically retired under his own terms, but i feel the concussions fast-tracked that and were a huge reason he did. I’ll never forget the night he got one against the Eagles in prime time, iirc, and when he came back to and sat up, he was crying uncontrollably. Scary poo. I remember hearing elsewhere later that he was actually crying at the time because when he sat up he was blind and couldn’t see anything. That shook me up seeing a guy like Luke in that condition on the field. Aside from that, Michael Oher suffered a concussion he never recovered from that ended his career. Hayden Hurst the same. And then Josey Jewell. I’m not aware of that many players with one organization whose careers came to an end because of concussions, especially in that time frame.