TylerDurden

Bro, what do you think we could do? The forward pass or something?

Just for more fun… Also the best rushing teams in the league this year so far are Buffalo, Chicago and Indy. No need to even post Josh Allen lol. We know what that looks and reads like. Already posted Caleb. And Danny Dimes was having an incredible year before the injuries caught up with him, and so they signed 44 year old Phillip Rivers off his couch after not playing for 5 years and he came out and put up a stat line that Bryce usually does in his athletic prime and 3 years into his career, practicing and playing everyday. These are comparable stats for QBs in run heavy schemes. and they all do something better than Bryce on damn near every attempt. That stat alone is as telling as it gets. Even Tyrod, who was essentially runout of Buffalo for being too conservative is noticeable better in this glaring category. And when relying on a run game, you have to have the consistent threat to make a defense pay if they over commit. Bryce’s stats show he can’t and doesn’t compared to his peers and predecessors.

I haven’t said poo about Evero’s issues being Bryce’s fault. That’s your strawman. Not mine. Yes, Scot, let’s delve further into run heavy offenses and look at what their QBs look like… hell, I even threw our own Jake into the fold for shits and giggles. Now Jake wasn’t much of a scrambler, but there is one really glaring stat that sticks out in each of these comparisons. Jake’s was better. In fact, every QB I compared Bryce to had a better number there. Furthermore, each averages at least 10 more yards a game than Bryce. Jalen and Lamar also are legit weapons as runners, which contributes to their scheme, Bryce is not. We barely run any option because they don’t want Bryce to get broken. So he is mostly just a passer who occasionally scrambles well. Bryce is closer to Jake’s 59% completion pct. than Jalen or Lamar’s 64%+, and those are again, “running QBs.” All three comps average more YPG, which may not seem huge but is significant. All have a higher QB rating than Bryce. edit: just for fun, because I’m sure some would argue Hurts and Jackson are unfair comparisons because they are elite so we shouldn’t expect that. Check out Case Keenum and Tyler Huntley compared to Bryce. They are considered backups/stopgap QBs who occasionally found their way into starting roles. Still better than Bryce. And this is beyond statistics. When I watch Keenum, I don’t think: “damn, if he would’ve just made that throw.” “Damn, he’s holding them back.” “Damn, they can’t run that play because he’s in there.” “Damn, he missed a wide open receiver again.” “Damn, they’re mostly just running 5 yard hooks across the width of the field.” “Damn, he goes down easy!” “Damn, he can’t run a QB sneak.” “Damn, what a weak ass throw.” Huntley was undrafted and looks like a better QB than Bryce, even without seeing the stats. Bryce is a net negative. When every game we play, the opposing QB is better than ours, we are already playing at a huge disadvantage, so w shave to hope beyond hope that the rest of the team plays perfect, or damn near. That’s a ridiculous standard, especially when the biggest problem we consistently have is at the most important position on the field.

Bro, Horn shows up and does his job almost every Sunday. He earns his fuging money. He got smoked today. poo happens. But out of our 7 losses, how many has Jaycee cost us? How many has Bryce cost us? Jaycee doesn’t require everyone around him to play at an otherworldly level to what is expected or required of him. QB is the most important position on a football team. When ours is the worst in the league over a three year span, every game is an uphill fuging battle. People are still defending this poo an we just played a game with playoff implications and our QB struggled to throw for 163 yards AGAIN. Our QB just got outplayed by an ancient 2nd round rookie, AGAIN. Our QB requires our RBs to be amazing every Sunday, or we lose. It is fuging insane people are acting like that isn’t a huge fuging problem at the most important and production-dependent position on a football field.

So a QB who struggles to post 175 yards on most Sundays is NOT a major problem holding our team back? That’s a normal, acceptable average for a franchise QB in the year of our lord 2025? Got it.

When your QB is a non-fuging-factor besides underthrowing balls to your unit of a rookie receiver causing drops, or taking a sack with the game on the line, or climbing the pocket and never looking back up to pass it on your final drive in a tied ball game, finishes with barely over 150 yards passing again, and gets outplayed by a geriatric rookie 2nd round pick twice while being swept by a division rival… maybe that’s why. He sucks. He requires everything around him to be optimal to produce, while real franchise QBs make the players around them better. We have to play like a fuging Knute Rockne offense to make him look like a fuging QB. Everybody was drinking the koolaid after the rams game, but we had to go for it on 4th down how many times to generate the majority of his numbers. It was inexplicable and a complete anomaly because it shouldn’t have happened… he got that production on 4th down because the Rams, as the rest of the NFL would, expected Bryce to be inaccurate or incapable of making the throws they gave him on those plays - because 99% of the time, he doesn’t make them. If we played them 9 more times, Bryce doesn’t make a single one of those throws in those moments. His default is poo like today. If he leads that first half pass to Tet, it would’ve been a completely different game… but again, when poo is on the line, Bryce doesn’t make the plays that’s required of a franchise QB.

No, the third down scramble before we punted.

I tend to agree. But it was 4th and inches. If we had an adult sized NFL QB who could just lean forward without getting broke in half, that’s an easy call. Instead, the play all itself was a further indictment of Canales. He literally ran the same poo earlier. No wrinkle, no obvious difference. And the return was minimal the first time we ran it… so, had I known he was just gonna caveman it, then yes, take the points. I just wish someone, somewhere in this front office and staff was consistently good at anything.

This.

And this isn’t a pardon for Canales. He can go to hell. Our team showing up completely unprepared, undisciplined… DC letting Evero do whatever the fug he wants on the defensive side of the ball. So tired of this remedial, mediocre pussyfooting bullshit.

He never looked up to pass again once he climbed the pocket. Super processor that shits his pants as soon as he gets uncomfortable.

The coaching was shitty, but we have to ask ourselves why. I am convinced a vast majority is because plays aren’t being made by the QB when they are there and Canales also limits what is called to tailor to what he and Bryce are both comfortable with. Canales said as much about the deep passes. regardless, a QB we traded the farm for still struggles to throw for 200 yards and make winning plays when it matters in his third year. There are journeyman QBs, like a Jameis, who would’ve easily won that game.

He has that same “piss you off” ability that Brees had. Completing passes that shouldn’t be completed. Knowing that exactly when to start a slide to draw a penalty. Always escaping sacks. Always wiggling his way when he should’ve been tackled. I fuging hate this guy.

The whole thing is a poo show. But to get dotted up by a fuging 48 year old rookie while the very expensive #1 overall pick can’t reach 200 yards AGAIN. Yet some of the same dumbasses poo emoji’ing the Shedeur thread were pissing themselves celebrating his rough game today and he’s a fuging 5th round rookie lol. This guy cost more than a fuging future and a half and he can’t even throw for 200 yards in this third season with the playoffs on the line. I’m so fuging tired of him and Canales pussy ass approach or everything.

They both should’ve been gone 2 years ago. edit: oh you meant Canales not Evero.. Him too.

Meanwhile, Brycey poo poo the bed again and Tepper has to clean it up.

Prolly 55 after the next play or two.

That’s game. fug you Dave. fug you Bryce.fug your Evero.

Goddamit jaycee

This is going to be so painful.

Bryce never even looked back up after moving up the pocket.

He doesn’t believe in his QB. Playing conservative.

We are about to lose this poo in regulation. Unfugingbelievable.

It would be great if our receivers could just make regular ass catches on routine plays.

They’ve had Evero’s entire tenure to bring in guys he thought could do that. It’s been said DJ Johnson was one of those guys which is why it took forever to let him go. Evero is his own worst enemy.