I'm Canadian so it's all hockey injuries. Snapped my shin bone(Tibia) in half, had surgery to insert plates and screws into it. Was in pain for 10 years. Started mild then got worse as time went on. Had surgery to remove the metal 3 months ago, sill recovering.
Aside from that I've broke my wrist, fractured foot twice, multiple knee ligament injuries(can't bend past 90 degrees without them popping), cracked ribs twice, two concussions, broken big toe, sprained vertebrae which caused a bunch of back muscle issues, split my eye lid in half, and broken my front teeth 15 times. I'm sure there's more but all I can remember currently.