Pup McBarky

Brady tries to grow a beard, fails, gets mercilessly mocked on social media. Better?

We trade back 4 times, accumulate 14 total picks this year and an additional 4 next year. We choose a bunch of nobodies and the board goes crazy. 7 months from now, we're laughing because our nobodies are undefeated and heading to the playoffs. People are writing about us in historical terms...greatest coaching job in the history of the NFL. Rhule is called the new Belichick. At the end of the season, Belichick retires and Rhule is hired by New England. Tepper offers Joe Brady a ridiculous amount of money to become head coach. He accepts. We proceed to go 6-11. Or not.

We could get 7 or 8. I'd be happy with 2.

I'd say it's a close race between Randall Cunningham and Michael Vick.

I call them footgloves. Who plays tennis in footgloves? Barbarians.

Tutu Atwell

Don't be surprised if they draft CB, S, IDL, and LB in this draft, along with a couple of OL.

Now I want one.

Hey, who says Urine Yaller and poo Brown ain't a good combo? They look like the Denver BMs.

When Vince Lombardi said "Football is a game of inches," I'm pretty sure this isn't what he meant.

None.

I like Newsome too. I also think Stokes from GA is gonna be like Bradberry...maybe struggle at first, but he's gonna be a baller.

I'm fine with taking a CB in the first, but only if it's Horn. I think Surtain is gonna be okay, but not the shutdown guy some believe he is.

NY Post? Why not the National Inquirer or Facebook? Let's post all the bullshit we can find.

Young man from Greenville, SC

Diana Krall. Her voice is aural whiskey.

This made my ears bleed.

Who was GM then?

That's a draft I would be thrilled with. Though if we drop to 20, I'd rather get a 2nd than 3rd. But I could live with it.

I like Vera-Tucker. But I swear, if we pick him with Darrisaw on the board, I don't know if I'll be able to handle it. Rounds 3-5 are okay, but everything else? Nah. Nope. Nada.

Again, my point is, statistically, half of the first round picks are gonna fail. Every GM who picks a player rates that player as a blue-chip talent. Doesn't mean anything. https://theriotreport.com/more-than-50-of-first-round-picks-are-busts-and-other-terrifying-draft-statistics/

You missed my point. Pick #8 doesn't guarantee us a blue chip talent. It increases the odds, but definitely doesn't guarantee it.

https://www.nfl.com/photos/worst-trades-involving-nfl-draft-picks-0ap3000000519212 See? This game goes both ways.

Disagree. I think Newsome and Stokes are gonna be just as good. Maybe not as soon, but with a year or two, they will be right there with them.