PleaseCutStewart

They call us the Carolina Dumpster Divers for a reason! Oh wait... our team name is the Panthers? When did that happen...

Well .. It's hard to find 9 defensive starters in 1 draft because our cuck owner wanted us to draft all offensive talent because Bryce sucks

7. Sell the team to China and become the Temu Panthers

Agree so so much with number 2. I feel like I keep seeing chuba and dowdle having the same number of carries at the half (maybe 4-5). Makes no fugin sense why we are doing that when chuba carried out offense last year

Also, is it sad that Evero has looked the most competent of our staff at calling plays. I mean, have you seen our offense and special teams... Thread title needs to be Evero et al. is the next to go

They will hold a raffle pregame and the lucky winner will be able to call not only the defensive plays, but also the offensive plays. And I'm 100% sure it can't be worse than our current play calling

This is the Panthers current morale

Was he one of evero's boys? Not like we signed him from Denver like Jewell and those other jags he wanted to bring here

About fugin time - get these bums that are good at no aspect of football off this team

Not sure Drai gets that much. McJesus probably if he wants a crazy big contract

Both are averaging about 1.5 ppg for their playoff careers and pretty much are the only reason why they have gotten to the Stanley cup the past two years... Not arguing about overpaying them though. MCJesus is the only player in the NHL that should be getting a contract that high though

Yeah, playing the Bucs the last game of the year might be an accidental win because they will be resting starters for the playoffs. Looking at our schedule though, I'm not confident we beat the Dolphins or Cowboys at home. After that, I think a home win against the Saints might be our last win since I assume we won't win a road game this year

So much for that - Minnesota gave him the brinks truck to stay there

We are going to have a hard time outsucking the Titans and Saints. The good news is that I think we will get a top 5 pick

Have you met Eddie Pineiro?

In all fairness, their good weeks of practice are getting to the strip club early enough for happy hour and enjoying discounted lap dances...

The correct time line would be some Canadian buys our franchise instead of cuckface Tepper and we are moved to the CFL where we sadly belong

Also, can't say I'm surprised with those numbers. That list of coaches is full of either: 1) very bad coaches or 2) below average coaches that were good coordinators. Outside of John Fox turning the team around those couple of years and Riverboat Ron being on the hot seat and actually growing a pair in 2013, I can't say I have been happy with our HCs since I started following the team closely in 2000.

You can at least try a screen or a short route and hope the receiver breaks a tackle. A run on 3rd and long every now and then to surprise the defense is acceptable. Running the ball on 3rd and long 80% of the time is moronic

Lol, average margin of defeat of 18.2 ppg. Holy poo that has to be like historically bad right there for Canales

I second this (for next year if we don't like a QB in this year's draft). Winston will make the guaranteed 5 dumb passes in a game you pray don't get picked off, but otherwise the dude is capable of making throws the elite QBs in the NFL can make. Would be a good way to judge how good of routes the receivers are running

I can understand that argument when we have the lead or the game is close, not when we are down by multiple touchdowns like the AZ and NE games... Let Bryce air it and if he throws a pick 6, that's more ammunition for why you need your QB. Calling these pussy draw plays and punting the ball back to the other team to then let them score again is why he is a failure of a coach.

No, we leave Bryce out there to look like crap the rest of the year to secure a top 5 pick. In fact, I would literally just start practice squad offensive linemen so he can take a beating the rest of the year for being a terrible fuging QB

This right here. I don't care how bad Bryce is - when the team is unprepared every week, taking multiple delay of games because they don't know the playcall, not knowing how to run a 2 minute offense, and calling HB dive plays on 3rd and long, you should fire that coach. Now go watch what Liam Coen has done with the Jags and you can see a light and day difference between a good rookie-ish coach and a bad rookie-ish coach

We can't forget this classic also. Perfect for how Bryce looks on the field each week