PleaseCutStewart

Being a fan of this team will do it to you

We can bring Fitzmagic out of retirement..

So the Eagles can trade pick #3 to a desperate QB team, Wash will lose, LOL at Detroit getting 6 wins. We have a better chance of getting 6 wins than they do

Man, Detroit knows how to tank. RB just intentionally fumbled it at Dallas' 1 yard line.

Well, Det, Hou, NO, and Wash all need one. We will be picking behind all 4 of them now

Can't believe we just fuged up our chances for a franchise QB... I swear this fuging franchise can't do anything right

Because I want a franchise QB; not another Matt Corral

What's the record for most punts in a game?? This game has to be threatening the record

I think if you were to ask the locker room about Henry Anderson, I don't think any of them would know who the hell you are talking about... While Henry Anderson is sitting in the locker room

McPoopoo is trying everything in his power to out-tank the Bucs

LOL Bucs

Can we just hand the ball off to TB for defensive TDs. I'm good with looking competent for 3 quarters but ensuring our tank doesn't backfire

Looks like Brady should have just stayed retired... He has looked awful this year

DJ showing off so we can net a 1st and a 3rd for him!! Come on down Packers or Chiefs

Someone needs to tell our defense we are supposed to be tanking, not accidentally winning games because the Bucs offense is ass

I wish our dumbass franchise would already commit to a full rebuild, since we badly need to do it. There is no way in hell Burns is signing a deal with us after his contract expires, unless we are offering him double the pay as the next closest team. Unless the 2 1st rounders were in the years 2025 or later, I don't understand how you turn down 2 first round picks for a guy that will be gone after next season...

Seriously, just a no brainer if some team gives you 2 1st rounders for a pass rusher that probably doesn't want to stay with this garbage team

If some team offers us 2 first round picks for burns, you have to take that

Purposely being the worst becomes a lot easier when PJ Walker is your starting QB

If the Packers offer us a 1st, take that deal in a heartbeat.

I like how you mention his rushing stats but don't say anything about his receiving stats... He was elite in 2018 and 2019, got hurt in 2020, and was brought back way too early (Because Rhule was desperate to win) in 2021 before letting his hammy fully heal, which kept leading to lingering issues throughout the season. Even with teams knowing he is our only good player, he was still on pace for 2,000 total rushing + receiving yards this year. And that's facing a stacked box with 1 (or 0) deep safeties and corners playing tight coverage because our OC has a mickey mouse playbook.

I'm not sure winning the NFC south is saying much when, once Brady is gone, the winner of the division might be 7-10...

No way we get the Saints 1st rounder for Burns. If that pick is offered, there is no thinking about it. You take it in a heartbeat

So, if everyone on our team demands to be traded and is traded, are we allowed to forfeit the rest of the season?

At least Richardson and Hurney achieved mediocrity for us, with a sprinkle of excellence once in a blue moon. Now we are the definition of hilariously epic failure...