PleaseCutStewart

It's hard to figure out which team is more pathetic - the Panthers or the White Sox

Best part of the game was I turned it off after about 10 minutes

I dont know... Down 23 points means you have to go and try and score. And let's be real, even if we make the Saints use all of their timeouts, they would still have scored no problem on us

Sadly, this is the most relevant we have been in about 6 years. And by relevant, I mean everybody in the country is just talking about and laughing at how awful we are.

Well, there was a reason DB has been doubled way more than Burns ever was... And honestly, it's hard to get high sack totals as a DT - you can't just run off the edge and beat a tackle 1-on-1. And for good ones like DB, he will most likely have to beat a combo block of the C and G because teams know, especially now, he is the only pass rushing threat we have.

Perfect... Now we will go from maybe getting 20 sacks this year to like maybe 10 while also going from allowing 5 yards a carry to 8 yards a carry... Seriously, just forfeit the rest of the season so we can guarantee the 1st pick

People are really saying Evero is trash now because we are playing guys that wouldn't even make any other team's practice squad at probably 2/3 of our positions on defense... Our defense last year lacked talent also and he still made them look respectable, despite Bryce pretty much gifting the other team the ball on our side of the field the entire game.

Unfortunately I don't think any of the QBs in this draft class are any good... I say trade down. If we can't, hunter, Pearce, or Williams are who I'm looking at

Lol, looks like moron had enough of Bryce sucking and unleashed his frustration on him

Agreed. It's not like we have to worry about the defense shutting out the other team and accidentally getting us a win...

At this point, I think our boy Heineken is a better QB

It's honestly refreshing not having to waste time stressing about sports. Luckily the Panthers make it easy on us. Tune in for the 1st half, get destroyed, then find out the rest of the year

It is truly impressive how much we suck. It takes skill to be this awful

I'm in. Anything that isn't midget at QB

So, when do we start the Andy Dalton needs to play chants? 2nd half?

I'm surprised we weren't 40th... 33-39 should have been CFL teams since half of them are probably better than we are.

Just heartbreaking reading everything that was happening, from them supposed to be attending their sister's wedding later in the day to them having young children and I think one of the wives currently being pregnant. I'm almost in tears just reading about what happened - I can't imagine what the family is going through

Underrated as in he is probably considered the worst QB in the league, but being 2nd to worst would technically mean he is underrated...

I'm convinced Ian Thomas will get a lifetime contract at some point and probably be playing for us for the next 80 years...

Can't wait for our entire 53 man roster to be waiver claims!

How many damn corners are we claiming off waivers? Like 15?

Greatest 1-game wonder... Kony Ealy. Still one of the best Dlineman performances I have ever seen in a Superb Owl. Crazy to think that if we win that game, our Superb Owl MVP would have been... Kony Ealy

Hopefully nobody so ticket prices can drop like 50%

Starting 22: QB: Cam RB 1: CMC RB 2: J Stew (I'm opting for 2 RBs instead of a FB since the position is practically extinct) WR: Smitty WR: Moose TE: Olsen LT: Gross LG: Wharton C : Kalil RG: Trai (was close to picking Norwell) RT (honestly struggling to think of good RTs for us ever...): Moton I guess DE: Peppers DE: torn between Burns and Charles Johnson - I'll go CJ DT: Jenkins DT: Short (honorable mention to Star and Brown - both are/were dominant run stoppers) Strong side LB: TD MLB: Luke (honorable mention to Beason - dude was a stud but will never be chosen over Luke) Weak side LB: Kevin Greene (forgot how many freaking sacks he had for us his few years with us) CB: Gamble CB: Josh Norman (while he didn't have the INTs, teams just didn't throw at him because he was lockdown + we were pretty bad at the other corner spot) FS: Mike Minter other safety: Charles Godfrey (honestly can't think of 1 good strong safety we have ever had) Special teams: don't care about them

Probably will be 9 OL, 6 WR, 3 RB (4 with Brooks on IR), 3 QBs, and 4 TEs (with Tremble also being able to fill in as FB). Could go 4 RB (5 with Brooks on IR) and 3 TEs also