PleaseCutStewart

Ourselves? Does that count?

Also, charging $1.80 seems like they are charging about $10 too much...

As crazy as this sounds, backing a west coast team favorite playing a 1PM east coast game is usually money you can go ahead and burn. That being said, we suck so much it probably won't matter.

I wonder if Greg Hardy is available...

I don't think it will matter for the next few years anyway. It's not like we are a few players away from being good...

You can probably throw deshaun Watson in there also... The one bright spot of the past 5 years is lucking out in not getting that predator as our QB... And yes, I'm aware if we had him, we probably don't trade the farm for Bryce....

I mean... When the opposing defense can put 11 in the box because our QB couldn't hit an open receiver if his life depended on it, I'm not really sure what our RBs are supposed to do

And "experts" wanted to say that practicing for that stupid test constantly since 8th grade (or whatever grade it was) wasn't a factor in his high score... I won't even go into the test probably being as worthless as the wonderlic... If Stroud supposedly got the lowest grade among QBs on that test that year, I hope our requirement for future QBs is they must score as low as he did... Because apparently scoring well on the test just means you suck

I wonder if his grade went to poo because Bryce ran into him with his terrible scrambling and then moton tackled him because he was surprised Bryce ran into him...

Darnold is at least good enough to be a fringe/spot starter or top level backup QB. Bryce... dude is closer in talent to the waterboy than a practice squad QB

Welp, that's depressing

Welp, that confirms it! Definitely embarrassing when we can win 1/3 of our games and increase our winning percentage over the past 5 years... God we suck

Let's see if I actually created a poll correctly on this forum...

Lol, this gave me a good laugh

I feel like most of us have already been doing that. Unfortunately it probably won't matter

Hmm, as big as Bryce's hands. So about 2 inches

Probably because if anyone did, they would be fired or die mysteriously like the Boeing whistleblowers have...

No, we can rely on our best player Eddy Pineiro getting a FG for us when the Chiefs take their entire team off the field and just put 11 cones out there. Even still, Bryce will find a way to miss open receivers all over the place.

You mean the defense that literally picked up 3 CBs off waivers less than a week ago while having JAGs at 2/3 of the front 7 positions sucks? Who would have thought...

It's hard to figure out which team is more pathetic - the Panthers or the White Sox

Best part of the game was I turned it off after about 10 minutes

I dont know... Down 23 points means you have to go and try and score. And let's be real, even if we make the Saints use all of their timeouts, they would still have scored no problem on us

Sadly, this is the most relevant we have been in about 6 years. And by relevant, I mean everybody in the country is just talking about and laughing at how awful we are.

Well, there was a reason DB has been doubled way more than Burns ever was... And honestly, it's hard to get high sack totals as a DT - you can't just run off the edge and beat a tackle 1-on-1. And for good ones like DB, he will most likely have to beat a combo block of the C and G because teams know, especially now, he is the only pass rushing threat we have.

Perfect... Now we will go from maybe getting 20 sacks this year to like maybe 10 while also going from allowing 5 yards a carry to 8 yards a carry... Seriously, just forfeit the rest of the season so we can guarantee the 1st pick