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Captain Obvious

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  1. I love the panthers. They make me feel so snuggly. On top of it is my 12th wedding anniversary and I would live to give my wife this as a present. NAUSEOUS NOCTURE (From The Essential Calvin and Hobbes, introduction) Another night deprived of slumber, Hours passing without number, My eyes trace ’round the room. I lay dripping sweat and now quite certain That tonight the final curtain Drops upon my short life’s precious play. From the darkness, by the closet Comes a noise, much like a faucet Makes a madd’ning drip-drip-dripping sound. It seems some ill-proportioned beast, Anticipating me deceased, Is drooling poison puddles on the ground. A can of Mace, a forty-five, Is all I’d need to stay alive, But no weapon lies within my sight. Oh my gosh! A shadow’s creeping, Omnious and black, it’s seeping Slowly ‘cross a moonlit square of light! Suddenly a floorboard creak Announces the bloodsucking freak Is here to steal my future years away! -------------------------------------------------- More thanks to calvin and hobbes Panthers are perfect The E-pit-o-me Of good looks and grace And quiet dignity! --------------------------------------- Keep Pounding
  2. just lob that fugger up and pray. prayer answered.
  3. wilson throws the ball up for grabs real high because he knows angels will kiss it on its way down for the WR to make a lucky catch.
  4. because we hate them muther fuggers a little less than the falcunts and the taints.
  5. why even play the games. NFL, to me, is getting as bad as wrestling with the outcomes decided beforehand. All in on the seachicks. for now. Great heels for the NFL.I realize i'm just raging at this point but oh goodness I hate the seachicks. Thanks for letting me vent my ridiculous theories.
  6. If I was Melvin I would just pack up my poo and leave. You can't coach stupid knuckleheads. I'd just move on down to TEN I feel sorry for him.
  7. Russel Wilson is not even the best QB in Washington. JE
  8. i think its a drop that may be a catch. just don't know what a catch is anymore tbh.
  9. that sucks, but I hope all those assholes asking 500 to 1000 for seats had to eat them. greedy bastards.
  10. .well look at that. Amukamara burn rate at 64. Ginn's mouth is watering.
  11. Guy at work has been squawking all year about his Giants team even though they have had a bad year. That's fine I respect his love for his team but it is over the line annoying. The funny thing is the last two days not a peep from him. I even slow walked past his area today and said Go Panthers while grinning. He just turned away. Thank you Panthers for helping me be more obnoxious than usual.
  12. Letting Atl bait them into personal fouls I guess. Looks like he told them to keep their focus. maybe with a few more adjectives.
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