SmittysLawnGuy

Unconfirmed reports say he was hazing too many teammates with a technique called The Dirty Sanchez. One anonymous source said he couldn't get rid of the smell for days. 

9 hours ago, Eazy-E said:

Hope they get their poo pushed in tonight so we can finish off their season before it even starts.

And so we don't get the dreaded Hershey Kiss.

2 hours ago, jackson113 said:

 

Feels like Urban Meyer snatched that kid out of class and told him to edit that video. A quick about face that was. Lol.

19 minutes ago, Varking said:

What number will he he get? I’m a huge Gator homer and might need to snag this jersey. 

That's not what you need to be thinking about at all. You need to be on the Huddle Fantasy waiver wire wondering why you're  GM'ing like Hurney out there. Your team stinks! Just jokes man. Couldn't help myself.

4 minutes ago, KillerKat said:

It's sounding more and more like DJax would be great for FS and we can put Chinn permanently at SS were he belongs.

I don't see why not. His tackling looks a lot better too this year. We'd have to give him corner money to play safety though. He's gonna want a payday.

1 hour ago, pantherj said:

Getting CJ is great also because he fits our system much better than Jackson. I think long term Jackson will be our slot CB. We like to let our safeties jump routes and have the CBs take over the deep coverage, and Jackson is not suited to do that due to his height/speed limitations. CJ and Horn are the perfect CBs for our funky system because they can cover more ground and get deep in a hurry with long strides.

Crazy as it may sound, Donte is faster than both of them.

Well golly! That's like traden that Will Grur feller for a top 10 pick you draft monkeys!

2 minutes ago, Ocpanthertew714 said:

Justin Tucker greatest kicker in NFL history??

Dude, Tuck their about to blow your perfect season. Tucker: Hold my beer.

66 yrd game winner wow.

On 9/24/2021 at 12:40 PM, unicar15 said:

LOL at “metatarsal area” as the location. Is it tarsometatarsal? Base? Shaft? I need more than this. 

Exactly what I was thinking. Hell it could be the thoraxmunicipalpitaion or the johnsonviklemacevalia. Come on Rapsheet we need more!

15 minutes ago, OldhamA said:

This 10 day stretch gives the coaching staff a little longer to get Christensen, Brown and Jordan up to speed.

The play of the iOL is unacceptable right now. I can't imagine they're not going to be testing the waters on a lineup change during this break.

These guys would make John Riggins look pedestrian . Our solution? Let's blast Chubba up in there! That'll show em. 

1 minute ago, Anybodyhome said:

Go ahead- tell me what I'm insinuating?

Otherwise, GFY.

I'm not good with abbreviations. Are you asking him to get in his own booty hole with his shmeckel?

10 minutes ago, Moo Daeng said:

I disagree that losing CMC is a blessing.

Come on man I did preface it. I could have worded it better but I was drunk as hell. I'm just glad the words formed coherent sentences. Of course it's not a blessing. Sam the Cat was correct. I should have said silver lining but I think I made my point.

10 minutes ago, SBBlue said:

I cannot believe Brady called that.  WTH was he thinking?  Seriously WTF.

Then Freeman steps in and has springs, power and 30 lbs, on Matt's wife's pick and you ask yourself, WTF!

Loved how Darnold settled down after CMC got hurt. Hated, Chubba Hubbard on 4th and 1 was an atrocious play call. Get your head out of your ass.

3 minutes ago, Proudiddy said:

I was also thinking it's blessing, not just because Sam can't rely solely on CMC anymore, but because now, defenses don't have that one guy to key on...  it makes it harder for them to gameplan.  If we can spread the offense out and open things up with the ball getting distributed more efficiently and in turn, open up the run game, it could really help us in ways we couldn't have ever imagined...  then we will really be clicking by the time CMC comes back.

That's exactly what my drunk ass was trying to say.

2 minutes ago, Snake said:

I don't think it helps him in the least and prob hurts us a bunch. Either way nothing we can do about it. 

Guess I'm nuts. Let's not teach Sam to throw to wide opened streaking receivers so we can get 8 yards to our broken down Ferrari.

4 minutes ago, panthers55 said:

You can't make much of the gameplan of Darnold to McCaffrey. When healthy he is the best player on the field. On a 4 day gamre on the road you have to go with basics and tried and true.  The halftime adjustments were great. And no matter how much you shine that turd it is still a turd. This was bad news unless he is back for Dallas. Darnold took a lot of abuse with McCaffrey out including missed blocking assignments with lineman  coming in untouched.

How do you not see that helping him when he's not there? Now when he comes back, poof magic!

1 minute ago, TheBigKat said:

It's never a 'blessing' to lose a top 3 NFL RB 

Depends on your perspective. Does he make our QB better because he doesn't rely on him or are you Ok with losing in the wild card game but CMC got you 200 yards.

28 minutes ago, TheSpecialJuan said:

 

And are only ranked 16th in team rush %. That's front 4 domination.

6 hours ago, Catsfan69 said:

 

Ahhhh. Thank you for not making me beg!

22 minutes ago, glenwo2 said:

I'm still not understanding what he's talking about.

The Panthers did go 3-0 in 2015 so this won't be the first time they've gone 3-0 since 1964.