Ricky Spanish

The douche didn't want to draft Cam or Luke but he did say that Nicks could kick rocks.

What a whiny dumbass. Offense scored 500 points this year. Pshh... The answer was on the roster... Duh.

Well I know for a FACT that one of them was Stephanie from 3rd period geometry class during Scary Movie 3, but that's the only one I have first hand knowledge of...

Fun story: My English Teacher senior year was Ms. Johnson. She had a lazy eye, was very southern baptist, and very eccentric. The topic of guns came up one day and she was obviously, a very firm believer in the second amendment. In fact, she informed us that she goes skeeet shooting on a regular basis. Now, keep in mind this was 2006 so the term "skeeet" had recently become a common phrase to suburban white kids (Thank you Dave Chappelle). At the mention of the word "skeeet" numerous giggles were heard throughout the classroom. Ms. Johnson got a clueless grin and asked "Now what is so funny about shooting skeeet?" Giggles. That's when this funny black kid named Marquis piped up "You seriously shoot skeeet Ms. Johnson?" More Giggling "Well of course Marquis, why is that so hard to believe?" "I don't know Ms. J, it's just you don't seem like the kind of person that would physically be able to shoot skeeet" Giggling intensifies "What makes you think I can't Shoot skeeet Marquis?" "I had no idea that women could even shoot skeeet!" Giggles turn into laughter "Of COURSE I shoot skeeet! My Daddy taught me when I was a girl!" Laughter all around the classroom "Hold up, your DAD taught you how to shoot skeeet?!" "OF COURSE! I shoot skeeet, daddy shoots skeeet, my sisters shoot skeeet, even my mommy shoots skeeet from time to time!" "So you're telling me that your entire family goes out and just shoots skeeet together?!" "Yup, we love it, it's a great family activity!" At this point I and many others were falling out of our chairs laughing at the absurdity in how clueless she truly was. She just seemed so dumbfounded that a bunch of teenagers couldn't believe she had the ability to shoot a gun. Good times. *edit, apparently Sk33t is blocked on this site, hence the added 'e' throughout the post. who'da thunk it?

We've already established that you're OBJ When you have to tell everyone how awesome you are, you probably aren't that awesome to begin with. *poke poke*

This thread...

My favorite part is how he thinks people lost respect for Philly over this.

On suicide watch after the loss apparently.

That sounds like the defense OBJ used last week...

Hey Man, I tried. PhillyB is the Norman to your Beckham. I'm trying to step in and give you some perspective before you do something stupid and get yourself suspended... Er... Banned.

*Proves his dick isn't as small as a stranger on the internet says it is *Proceeds to flop it around in front of everyone demanding an apology. Dude, honestly, I was inclined to believe you from the beginning because you had more "proof" on this whole thing than Philly, but the way you have handled it just screams insecurity. The biggest problem is, you don't even realize how childishly you are handling the whole thing. You are the one pouting that you aren't getting an apology. Philly is brushing this off as so unimportant that he can't be bothered to give you the time of day. And the worst part? It's bothering you SO MUCH, that you won't drop the fact he hasn't apologized to you as you keep pounding your chest over how huge your junk is. You are making yourself look worse and worse. All kidding aside, dude I get it, you feel slighted, but it isn't that big a deal, just drop it, make a mental note to yourself that you got a scoop over Philly, and move on. You don't need to be validated by him or anyone else on the board, but you keep striving for it and it's just sad.

BWood (15) has a history of attention seeking and making grandiose claims only for them to fall flat and or be disproved so no one took him seriously. More of a Boy who cried wolf kind of deal and people don't want to encourage him doing it more so they aren't giving him props. It also seems to bother the poo out of him so it's an easy way for people to get his goat.

No it's not. He owe's you nothing because this is the internet and people talk poo all the time. The fact that you have taken this as a personal slight and expect to be validated with a response and apology just makes you look desperate for internet respect... Which is pointless and kind of sad man. It's why, even though you might be right about the maybebaby, you look like the guy with egg on his face in this thread. Basically, Philly made a joke about your dick and you whipped it out and tried to turn it into a measuring contest. Sure yours might be bigger, but at the end of the day, you're the one holding your dick in front of a room full of dudes. I'm just trying to give you alternative perspective.

Dude... Get over yourself man... It's just a message board... It really doesn't matter who's wrong or right about Cam's Maybebaby... You're acting like it's your job to post rumors online. You care more about being right than anything else. It's the same crap as Luke's concussion all over again. Being right does not make you a "man" or improve your self worth. Not shitposting all over the internet is a better look. Just chill, you look unstable.

Good game

It's like they don't want to win today...

"Only" 10th Psh, top 10 offense and top 10 defense? Awesome.

What happened to Norwell?

Our glittery silver helmet is the dumbest thing about the team's uniforms. If they could just move to a black helmet then they'd be the best looking uniforms across the league. /end metrosexual rant.

I still <3 Smitty. I don't care about all the butthurt. Don't necessarily want him back right now, but I'd still want him back on a 1 day contract when he retires at the end of the year. He's my favorite player of all time.

The thing I like about Seattle week is that both fan bases seem to respect each other. Everyone knows these games are dogfights and each of the last few could have easily been won by us just as they were by them. I'm both nervous and excited for Sunday.

The Blair witch project was utter crap to me. I didn't see it in theaters but I saw it when I was about 17 at a friend's house. Boring. As. Hell. Nothing happens for 90 minutes and I'm supposed to poo my pants? Psh. Jaws is just a great movie that instills a sense of dread and anticipation because you don't see the damn shark until towards the end of the movie. You see things from the shark's perspective, hear that iconic music, and then see a fin. It's what you don't see that makes it scary. Your mind fills in the blanks and makes things scary for you. The original Saw was a great mind fug of a horror movie, and that twist ending. The sequels are all just gore porn, but they don't take away from how awesome the first one was. I'm surprised no one has mentioned Poltergeist yet. That's a classic and killed off half the people that worked on the movie. The Descent is solid and it was filmed in NC. People should check that one out. The Babadook is another good one. More recent, not sure who all has seen it yet.

So what does this mean in terms of future years? How many more years is he under contract?

Elway Didn't score

I still think Oher looked better overall than Bell did last year. Just my opinion.