The NFL Shield At Midfield

"I don't want some silky man in his silky scarves trying to trick me into having fun"

-Hank Hill, and Bryce Young apparently

10 hours ago, Gapanthersfan said:

Or Adrian Peterson

Should be AD, LT, and Frank Gore imo.  That "practice squad" slot is where you put your hipster picks like CMC.

13 minutes ago, frankw said:

Injury prone Christian McCaffrey but no LaDainian Tomlinson? This is what happens when any jabroni can call themselves a sports analyst now.

No Frank Gore with his 16k rushing yards either.  Joke list.

9 hours ago, WUnderhill said:

To be fair, that commissioners exempt list thing was complete bullshit and seemed to especially screw the Panthers more than anybody else. We had to pay Hardy on the franchise tags for a year to not play. It was completely ridiculous.

He got paid a playoff bonus in 2014* too, don't forget that part.

*technically 2015, but you know what I mean

Where's that dude who used to show up in all these threads saying that Greg Hardy is only (x) years old and there are other guys who did bad stuff and they're still allowed to play.

40 minutes ago, WUnderhill said:

Well…at least it’s not attempted murder:

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45503522/ex-wr-antonio-brown-sought-attempted-murder-charge-report-says

Dude is fuging cooked.  I could only imagine what a scan of his brain would turn up.  It's been said that he was always a little off, but that Burfict hit did him in as a functional person.

7 hours ago, The NFL Shield At Midfield said:

Daryl Worley and some tiny dude whose name I can't remember.  If the guy whose name I forgot played a single snap in a regular season game I missed it.

edit: holy poo I just looked and Worley was on the Titans' roster last year.  I thought he had been out of the league for at least three or four years by now.

It was Zack Sanchez.  Wikipedia lists him at 5'11" which I think is bullshit.  Dude looked like Bryce Young playing cornerback.

1 hour ago, Pejorative Miscreant said:

Then broke his own rule, panicked and used 3 picks on CB, two of which, I cant bother to remember but they were a waste.

Daryl Worley and some tiny dude whose name I can't remember.  If the guy whose name I forgot played a single snap in a regular season game I missed it.

edit: holy poo I just looked and Worley was on the Titans' roster last year.  I thought he had been out of the league for at least three or four years by now.

NFL Network is 100% no poo showing Super Bowl LI right now

File another one in the "how the fug did nobody catch that" drawer.

Seeing him in UNC gear still looks weird to me

The rich, famous dudes who get busted doing this stuff could discretely pay to fug Insta baddies, models, and porn actresses all day, but they don't.  They choose not to because they get off on the coercion angle.  It's less about sex and more about the power imbalance and forcing someone to do something against their will.

I wonder how he'll make sure that all the attention is on him.

4 hours ago, NAS said:

Smitty is a legendary footballer player but this has really damaged his reputation as a person. You don’t cheat on a woman who has been with you through everything and gave you children and especially not with another man’s wife. He doesn’t even have any remorse about it, acting like nothing happened.

On the topic of him not talking about or acknowledging it, every lawyer on earth would tell a regular citizen to do that in this situation, let alone a well known NFL player and national media guy.  No chirping on social media, no comments to reporters or media outlets, no talking to any of the parties involved.  Whatever counsel he has has probably told him to shut the hell up, because anything he says can only hurt him.

11 minutes ago, countryboi said:

I neve heard of the homewreaker law but it feels like BS, why would you sue a third party when your wife was a willing participant 

  Alienation of affection I think it's called, NC is one of a few states left that still has it.  When I was in high school this teacher had an affair with a coach and he got sued for it by her husband.

22 hours ago, Coheed said:

We drafted Edmund Kugbila years ago just before David Bakhtiari went.

 

no point in harping on what could but didn’t happen. Always been a crapshoot. 

I was trying to remember that guy's name watching the draft on Saturday.  Never played a snap iirc.

I mean poo Amini Silatolu was trash but at least he got on the field.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

8 minutes ago, mrcompletely11 said:

Not anymore

Yep if I was him I'd be signing over my assets to someone else faster than Buck Strickland right now.

12 hours ago, Lame Duck said:

Midlife crisis… Terminator nailed his maid that looked like a solid 1 out of 10.

Accessibility and willingness as well, that's how a ton of workplace affairs start.  He could probably easily and discretely have sex with this woman.  Or he used to be able to as of like two days ago lol. 

Steve Smith is definitely famous and rich, but he's a retired NFL player in his mid-40s.  It isn't like it's the 80s and he's the lead singer of some massively famous hair metal band or something.  There won't be a throng of Hawaiian Tropic models waiting outside his hotel room in every city in the country.

That was absolute horse poo, holy fug the NFL is rigged

fug YEAH THERE'S MY PRESIDENT MAGA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

17 minutes ago, jayboogieman said:

I dunno. I've met quite a few comic gatekeepers that are very obnoxious.

I'm not a comic book fan myself, buuuut I was definitely hanging around nerdy corners of the internet in the 90s.  Trust me I know.

4 minutes ago, jayboogieman said:

I don't know. You've got fans of Dallas, the Pats, UNC, Duke, the Celtics, the Lakers, the Saints, Taylor Swift, Trump, Musk, comic books, etc. There's a lot of really obnoxious people out there.

Comic book nerds over here catching strays

What a magical evening that was

"the teams are still in the locker rooms, coaches talking with officials.  We'll be right back"

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER 

"we've received word that Hamlin has been admitted to the local hospital.  Back after this"

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER

"the fans here are in a state of shock, still awaiting word as to whether the game will continue.  We'll be back after these messages"

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER

8 hours ago, jayboogieman said:

Also Icky and XL. The Panthers haven't exactly been tight lipped the last few years.

You can do that gesture without sieg heiling?