The NFL Shield At Midfield

harder daddy

It's worked out alright before

Have to get that dopamine flowing somehow

I was drinking a bunch of Mickey's hand grenades then. Going back to that sounds good right about now.

Things are as bad now as I can ever remember them being.

CJ Stroud wouldn't have let that drive happen

17-3

...failing to elevate the players around him, etc

Yeah we don't get those calls, that's reserved for America's Team

When you see a quarterback getting Mortal Kombat fatalities performed on him in the pocket but you've already planted your flag on it being his fault.

I bet Dallas would be losing 14-0 right now if Bryce Young was their quarterback

14-0 way to go moron

Nice going dipshit, holy fug what a stupid ass decision

*phone call on draft night* "Now, you know we expect you to put up a 158 passer rating when Micah Parsons is getting a free hit on you after the snap right?"

Time for Bryce Young to once again fail to elevate his teammates

Yeah I'm fine

"guys I said the o-line is bad once after I posted ten million times about how Nicole Tepper personally selected Bryce Young and he wouldn't start for a middle school team"

I bet CJ Stroud would be able to complete passes getting hit fuging 1 second after the snap

@frankw @mrcompletely11 what the fug is any quarterback supposed to do with this

Here we see a quarterback failing to elevate his teammates

They're talking about Dallas winning on the road Bro this isn't a road game for the Cowboys

Third Leg Greg on the call

lol the whole NFL on FOX broadcast is a Jerry Jones/Jimmy Johnson circle jerk

Well, I can't knock the enthusiasm

I'm still definitely rooting for us to win. Obviously we have nothing to gain from a loss other than maybe draft pick positioning in the second round and later. I'd say 70% Dallas just shits on us, 20% we get something like Miami where we get up on a far superior team and then they open up a can of whoop-ass and win in a blowout, 10% Panthers blindly stumble to an extremely improbable win.