The NFL Shield At Midfield

"Nobody in human history has ever sent a message via Amazon brainlink about the Panthers winning a playoff game"

-The tank season in 2010 where JR laid down for the league and his buddies just laughed at him and went about things as usual -The infamous pie chart -Firing Hurney, letting Beane go and then firing Gettleman after a heated argument, bringing fuging Hurney back again -Interrogating Cam about whether he had tattoos or piercings or was circumcised or liked popsicles before we'd draft him

Anyway how long until Luke comes out of retirement to play for the Bills, since we live in hell now

They laid a beatdown on the Patriots last night. I bet that felt damn good after two decades of being tormented by Brady and the Hoodie.

Sure looks like Rodgers on that TD pass

That's the difference between a QB like Burrow and somebody like Darnold. He had pressure coming down on him but always kept his eye downfield and dropped the ball to his checkdown in the flat. No freaking out, no happy feet, he just dumped it off and didn't make a horrible mistake.

Ballsy call on the toss sweep to WR

I'll cop to thinking that Burrow was kind of overrated and was propped up by having a great OC (lmao) at LSU and a ton of talent around him. Yeah this dude can make any throw on the field and will be a league MVP some day.

Yeah went to 3 (sorry 4) conference championship games and two Super Bowls under JR. I don't think anybody in their right mind is going to dispute the respective records.

lol that's bullshit. Richardson cared about the league and its image above all. I'm seeing people trying to retcon Jerry Richardson as Robert Kraft or some poo and it's laughable. Maybe he's better than Tepper, but you can say that without having to make poo up about how Richardson "only cared about winning" when he made move after move that proved he didn't.

Burrow and Chase is going to be a duo that menaces the league for years

lol YT TV in the triangle is staying on BAL/PIT and hasn't transitioned to the game yet

Looks like TJ Watt took a nut shot there

Huntley with a dime to Andrews

I mixed my booster with a couple of tall boys. The next morning was rough.

Coincidentally featuring what's going to get me through this game

An ample career, lathered up and ready to reach its conclusion.

There's no spite like rich guy spite

They interview Mick on 2 Guys Named Chris occasionally. He's much better in that format than play by play, very witty and quick on his feet.

"The Mountaineers have just beaten the Michigan Wolverines!" Yeah he'd be great. Good radio voice and sense of dynamics.

Nurse: Sir you've been in a coma since September 2021 Patient: Oh boy, I bet the Panthers are fighting for seeding in the playoffs right now

If you're hauling five hours round trip to watch this bullshit you're a more dedicated fan than me e: lol missed the part where you said you're selling your tickets now, can't say I blame you

At least in 2010 we knew we were either getting Cam or Andrew Luck. Even if there was a generational talent coming out in this draft we still wouldn't be in position to get him.

Okay so am I stupid or is Tyrod Taylor on a one year contract with the Texans that's set to expire. He's been injured but I'd take him as a bridge QB in Carolina in a second. It'd be like ditching a PT Cruiser for a 2000 Corolla.

Depends on the metric. In terms of actual results on the field yeah, Carolina is one of the true shitcan teams. For actual football Tepper is bottom five. For other aspects, Dan Snyder is the worst person to own an NFL franchise and it's not close. Kroenke and Spanos basically told their original host cities and fans to go fug themselves. The McNairs are documented assholes. Up until very recently Bucs fans didn't have anything good to say about the Glazers. Of course the Lions are perennial garbage. e: Tom Benson was a scumbag too. He was actively working toward moving the Saints out of New Orleans after Katrina until Paul Tagliabue basically talked him out of it.