The NFL Shield At Midfield

Off topic, but have you watched that new documentary on YouTube about Boogie2988? It's equal parts depressing and infuriating. All he had to do was... not do everything he did.

That was actually blocked really well if Mingo didn't get tangled up

So what they're saying is we need to take Bryce to Golden Corral

Must be nice

Al Michaels: "So the Bears have had a ton of trouble getting to the quarterback this season" Panthers OL: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"

Oh look at that, another unblocked free rusher hits the QB

We're dying and I mean dying for some speed on offense. Just get him a couple of reps, I mean poo. TMJ and Mingo are doing almost nothing.

Didn't have that on my bingo card if I'm being honest

The Panthers are like "oh no, I always have a bad game when I hear this song"

Big "let's just get this poo over with" energy in the tunnel

We're really about to get nae-nae'd by an UDFA DII rookie quarterback on national TV aren't we

Whoa they actually cut together a highlight package for us. Feel bad for whatever intern had to pull that off.

Some funky score like 26-10 Bears. Despite the score the defense performs admirably and forces field goals on multiple short fields.

I just started in on a 12 pack of Genesee. I'm ready for this no matter how ugly it gets.

Here we see a quarterback failing to elevate his team

Roster spots are valuable and players are being evaluated constantly. If you practice like poo, aren't paying attention during film study, you're an idiot who can't grasp the scheme, etc. your ass is gone and they'll bring in somebody that can do that stuff. Your phone won't be ringing either because the NFL is an elite enclave, everybody knows everybody, and word gets around quickly. You're especially screwed if you played for some DII school that didn't play anybody and nobody has heard of. It reminds me of when Europeans poo talk American football by calling the players fat or whatever. If that was true then any dipshit over a certain height and weight could come get paid a hundred million dollars to play in the NFL.

The same reason anybody makes it on YouTube. It's entertaining and easy to digest. If somebody is one of those ThE fIlM dOeSn't LiE people then I don't see what's not to like.

Yeah clearly he's an idiot. You going to criticize anything in the breakdown substantially or just poo talk his pro career, as if making it to the goddamn NFL let alone playing pro football for like 10 years doesn't put you in the top 1% of football boys.

I think of it like... consider somebody on YouTube breaking down a Segovia or Django Reinhardt piece. Are they as good as them? fug no. That doesn't mean they don't understand what's going on and can't comprehend it at a high level, though.

He was in the NFL for a long time and played for a bunch of different teams. He's not like Josh Allen or Lamar Jackson or something physically but you'd think he'd understand how to run an offense and watch film if he kept ending up on rosters.

Maybe "slow" is the wrong word. There have been plenty of guys who blazed in shorts but can't get separation, run bad routes, can't catch, and so on. Whatever you want to call it, everybody not named Adam Thielen is that.

I will say that around 9:20 when he missed Chuba in the flat, that was a misread. I don't know why Bryce was locked on Mingo there. That said, I mean the ball did hit him in the hands.

All of our WRs are slower than poo rolling up hill. When you see these film breakdowns it really drives it home.