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Like a giving birth poop.

I think it would feel like a really good poop. Like one of those poops after a long night of drinking and eating Waffle House at 3am.

Oh that's him, that Dimitroff. Nippleshorts are much better than douche-hair.

The ATL GM uses more hair gel than a boy band.

Daryl Williams will bust him in the mouth.

I was a college football fan before the Panthers. We didn't watch hardly any NFL except for Monday night and the playoffs. My mom and dad are from OH so they had a passing interest in the Browns but it wasn't something we ever talked about.

It's the trickle down effect from SB winning rich QB to son in famous QB dad shadow to brother of the son in the famous QB dad shadow. By the time the silver spoon-problems turd reaches the bottom of the hill it's covered in leaves and grass and barely visible to the naked eye.

Cargo short pwned

Probably the same assholes that are Steeler fans

Bobby is off his dadgum rocker.

God's honest truth? I want every team to be held accountable & punished but mine. Go Panthers! Screw the rest. The punishment fits the cheating.

Falcons should have received more punishment for pumping in fake sound

It's in the most recent printed magazine. Search for the most recent SI edition online and you should be able to find it. Authors last name is Baskin.

pretty much

Nothing like walking through Disney when it's hot as fug and one of the kids needs a wet wipe. A little cargo pocket mining and within seconds my kid has a clean face or I call a quick audible for the wipe and my ass has a nice fresh scent to it. Try doing that with some tight straight legged A&F Classic Fit shorts.

I bought a plaid pair of cargo shorts from Old Navy. That should piss off the young guys.

I would sit on the lawn/quad/square (whatever cliche mid-campus hang-out your school boasts) and eat pop tarts that I pulled from my cargo short pockets while everybody laughed. I would point and laugh at the college students trying to bring back 80's fashions while I am steady keeping the 90's utilitarian-fashionable like a boss. And to top it off, they'd be camo just in case I had the sudden urge to go hunting or something. Which would be ironic because i'd be in Sperry Topsiders which would be a horrible choice for hunting shoes.

Some dude named Ben Baskin

That's what I'm saying. Doesn't make much sense to me. Last offseason was worse with us losing so many FAs.

After FA and the draft, one publication used their "formula" to rank offseason success and failure. I'm not linking the article but SI says we had the worst offseason while the Falcons and Jets have had the best. It's a topic of discussion on local sports radio this morning. I'm not so sure if I agree. Special Teams was a serious issue last season that lost us games. We have made significant upgrades that should have a positive effect on special teams play. Our WR core has improved. Left tackle is essentially a lateral move. We played an entire season without Greg Hardy already so from 2014 to 2015 DE is a push unless we see a jump from the young group opposite CJ. RB group should be improved with a healthy JStew and Tolbert and a younger compliment in draft pick Cam Artis-Payne. With what we have done, I'd rank our offseason at around middle of the pack in that 18-20 range. I wish LT was taken more seriously and I wish we could have seen Cam's contract signed, but the later is out of Nippleshorts' hands to a certain degree. But in the end our team improved. If a team improved, how can the offseason be worse than a team like the 49ers.

Lmao /thread

I too studies algorithms at your frat. I also pooped in your gravel parking lot.

Is that a Cali beer? BTW I'm rockin old school Marlins jersey with my camo tonight

I got hammered at many Sig Chi parties up in the whee. That's why I'm in sales and not teaching zoology to community college students.

What's in your grip there big guy? Not familiar with the label?