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Here was Hawk's reaction on Twitter. @Canadian12thMan: Losing record, losing playoff record, going to make over 20 million per season. Ain't life grand!!!!

so when did pie stop being a contest? friggin young bucks are a bunch of quitters. Merica is doomed. I want to win pie like i want to win a sales call. you play to win the game bitches. i don't care if it's tickle-the-sphincter or basketball, you play to get the dub.

Oh fappy day!!!! Fappy day!

pie for making it rain gif. I love making it rain gifs.

FUG YESSSSS!!!!!!

Cam will shock the world and come out with a 10 year, $10 million contract so Dave can sign an all star team around him to win 10 straight Super Bowls.

How in the fug am i supposed to work now? Fuggin Panthers ruining my sales numbers again. They better give me a job when I get fired.

fug YES!!!!!!!!!

His off the field stuff is so overblown. He will be fine.

Nice article. The size of Cam's calves still blow my mind.

Just call negative pie a crepe. Yep, I said it Panthro.

Meh, it's more the topic than the writer. Thought it would be interesting to see who the Huddle thinks ranks higher than Cam.

Well.... Yea.

Some "NFL Writer". A.k.a. dude with a Twitter account.

Sorry I searched Canadia Today magazine for a more compelling thread topic but every article was written by some yahoo comparing and contrasting the benefits of banging a moose vagina instead of a human vagina.

​Yes he is pretty set in his ways and really likes to skew the stats. He compares Eli's QBR for the 6 years "post super bowl" and says Cam has never achieved a +60 QBR. I asked him to compare Eli's first 4 years. His first two seasons, Eli didn;t have a QBR because the stat was not kept. Years 3 and 4, Eli was at 46.2 and 46.9 respectively. Year 5 is when Eli's QBR jumped to 61.6. He is wanting to compare years 5 thru 12 instead of years 1 thru 4.

Here is his "no debate" list (In case you can't see the tweet on mobile): Brady, Ben, Flacco, Luck, PM, Rivers, Romo, ARod, Brees, Ryan, Wilson. Also: Eli, Kap, Stafford, Palmer, Cutler

Scott Kacsmar (I believe his last name is pronounced "Cock-smar") believes this list of QBs, without debate, are better than Cam Newton Scott Kacsmar @FO_ScottKacsmar · 5h5 hours agoNo debate: Brady, Ben, Flacco, Luck, PM, Rivers, Romo, ARod, Brees, Ryan, Wilson. Also: Eli, Kap, Stafford, Palmer, Cutler @panthersman1982 So, what say you? I would agree with all but Wilson, Kap, Cutler, and Palmer.

False alarm. He had an Accord.

Oh well :-( Keep calm and chive on then, I suppose.

Charmin Ultra is the Jaguars of TP. Cottonelle is like an angel wiping your butt.

Nice truck. It's like you done growed up in front of our eyes. You should get a custom horn that roars. Nothing says "Get some and move the fug over New England region!!" like a truck with a RAWR horn and a RoaringRiot sticker in the window.

I've got my RR sticker on the back window of my truck.

You damn well better use that Roaring Riot sticker to cover up that KCCO sticker on your ride. ;-)