SCP

I'm all for anything that pisses off Washington fans. It's also the right thing to do. But I'm selfish and I want Washington fans to be all pissed off and angry.

Kelvin Benjamin might be country but he isn't fat. He's from the sticks of FL.

Russell will ride this to a sponsorship deal with KY Jelly. RW ~ "When I fap, I only use water soluble KY Jelly. When I am trying to portray an image to the media, i can't be bothered by hand soap burning my piss hole. KY allows me to fap and still sell my goodie-two-shoes persona to the world without having to worry about a chaffed shaft. Thank you, KY. KY, all the glide, nothing to hide."

That's my point. Religion aside, the dude talks out of both sides of his mouth and is put on this pedestal. He just grinds my gears man. He must have a direct line with God though because some of those floating rainbow passes he throws should have been picked of 20 times. And the dude fumbled the ball 11 times last year and it bounced back to him 11 times. Who knows, maybe the douche does have an open line with the big man.

lol

His next quote will be "God told me to take $30 mil a season with $75 mil guaranteed from the Cowboys. God told me that the Cowboys needed me to lead them, no he commanded me to lead them."

He is such a damn phony. Drives me crazy. It shouldn't because he is not the QB of my team but good grief his schtick is tiring.

This is the guy who posted the quote

@JimmyTraina: Russell Wilson on dating Ciara: "God spoke to me and said I need you to lead her. … He goes, no, I want you and need you to lead her." Edit: And i know I shouldn't care!

10 games is our floor? We need to temper our enthusiasm a bit.

Sounds like a great product to replace muratic acid for etching concrete.

I don't know, maybe because....... ITS A SAUCE MADE BY KFC. KFC is good for coleslaw only.

I'm from the south as well. The Colonels Finger Lube would have been a better name.

Sorry, the yooooouthzzzz

No not sexual innuendo, just nastiness in a plastic cup.

Finger licking sauce?

I'm going to watch the women's world cup tonight with some Finger Lickin Sauce.

I feel so bad for the yout's of this country.

Makes me feel like I have burning diarrhea. Actually I have it, never mind.

Beef BBQ. Lol at Texas.

Only flag that matters to me besides American flag

Suck it dirty fuging Saints

Hot buttered, check it and see. I've got a fever of 103.

I love the Low Country. I'd do it.

^this