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^joking of course

Work for an hour? Straight? You need to get a career in sales. I work maybe an hour a week. And that's if I push it and work until noon on Friday.

Alright, fug this noise I'm out. Time for some Bojangles BBQ.

Hey!!! Meh, I suppose you are right.

That's known as the Matt Ryan Treatment. After a bad game Matt has his wife strap on "Timmy" so she can pound the bad memories away.

Oh I beg to differ, It's the new curse of the Billy Goat. Ask Cubs fans. When Melty Ice throws that first pick 6 in the Arthur's Anus Dome, your mind will go straight to the 7/15/15 when that piece of Panther fan history was buried.

Sham? You son of a.... I got my dress shoes dirty burying that card. Tell all your illiterate Falcon faithful that when they attend their first game there, to please wipe their feet. We don't want our house to look filthy.

You're just mad because Mackenzie Phillips is your starting QB

Did you see how your new joint has been claimed by the Roaring Riot? http://www.carolinahuddle.com/boards/topic/116298-71515-new-falcons-stadium-becomes-member-of-roaringriot/?do=findComment&comment=3412179 I argued with a guy on Twitter this morning about how Jonathan Stewart is the best RB in the NFC. So yes, I am an incessant homer. I ended the argument once the guy told me he didn't have a team any longer since Favre retired. How stupid is that? Debating a dude with no team is like debating tactical warfare with the Swiss.

A RoaringRiot brick would be awesome. I bought a brick at the Knights stadium and had our names and Go Panthers! put on it.

"I am so pumped up for this Nickleback concert tonight."

Caption this Russell "So, you guys want to come to my Pampered Chef party?"

I just want it to blow up in Seattle's face. I also want Wilson to fail. Is that wrong?

Let me provide you all with Rule #1 of outside sales. It's a rule that is privy to only us road warriors but I will disobey the code and share it with my fellow Panther fans. Outside Sales Rule 1.1 - There is always time between sales calls to stop and disrespect or curse an opponents stadium.

Mr Scots pie is probably a little dry

This dump will carry the curse forever

On this day, at precisely 2pm EST on 7/15/15, I buried the card pictured below on the grounds of the new sphincter shaped stadium of the Atlanta Falcons. Let it be known that from this day forward, the new stadium is property of the members of the RoaringRiot, Panther Nation and will be the second home of our Carolina Panthers. Suck it Falcons.

I called dibs on being the first Blind Lee Ward Jock Sniffer (BLWJS).

I already called dibs on Lee Ward

Washington White Trash They could put this image on the helmet

I loathe Wilson because of the lucky rainbow passes that shoot out of his ass with his eyes closed and float in the air for 10 seconds only to find a Seattle WR. I loathe Wilson because he fumbled the ball 11 times last year and it bounced back to him 11 times. I loathe Wilson because he comes off as this kiss-ass Eddie Haskell two-faced car salesman. But most of all I loathe Russell Wilson because we haven't beat the short little douchebag yet and that pisses me off because the Johnny Come Lately Seahawk 12 idiots (obligatory "Not you Hawk" because I know you have been tried and true) are insufferable. Sports hate is healthy and I have a serious case of the red ass for the Seahawks and their corny ass leader Russell Wilson. I am man enough to admit that I am an immature ass clown when it comes to sports hate.

Frazier can suck it. Boeing can suck it. The Fish Market can suck it. Puget Sound can suck it. Mount Rainier can suck it. Big ups to Pearl Jam doe.

Starbucks can suck it.

As a football fan, I have the right to pass judgment on the snake oil salesman. Wilson can suck it. The Seahawks can suck it. This new found legion of Seahawk fans can suck it. Pete Carroll can suck it. Microsoft can suck it. Go Panthers.

But Wilson is full of poo, man. I'm not buying what he's selling.