Dorian Gray

Detroit beat writer: “Scary scene here as Panthers guard Chandler Zavala being transferred to a board to be carted off. Collided with Isaiah Buggs in a way that didn't look different than any other football snap, but immediately collapsed and wasn't moving.”

Bryce clearly isn't ready. I still hope he will be with the right coaching, but throwing him out there to the wolves is doing nothing for anybody. This feels like self-sabotage by Reich.

Honestly, I wouldn't even care if we were losing being aggressive. Missing fourth downs, INT's deep down the field, stuff like that. Getting humiliated WHILE BEING CONSERVATIVE is the weakest poo I've ever seen.

lmaoooooooo if Tepper has any nuts at all he's firing everybody tomorrow

Frank made the Surrender Index! CAR decided to punt to DET from the DET 44 on 4th & 9 with 11:07 remaining in the 1st while tied 0 to 0. With a Surrender Index of 6.2, this punt ranks at the 90th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2023 season, and the 87th percentile of all punts since 1999.

We're not just the worst team in the NFL this season, we might be one of the worst teams in the NFL the last decade. We're not good at a single thing (sorry, Eddie Money is solid). We're going 0-17 unless another team totally vomits themselves.

Is Frank actually MORE conservative than Ron? Even Rivera knew when a season was going down the toilet he had to start rolling the dice a lot more.

Please play Chuba and let Miles chill on the bench. There’s no way his vision is seriously that bad. That was Trent Richardson-esque

People kept saying every bad move was Rhule’s, so Fitt got a cakewalk for a couple of years. But still making awful deals should show he was probably in on a lot of those Rhule plans too.

Feel like that would’ve been Robby Anderson all over for us.

Take the city’s nickname, call them the Charlotte Queens, and make the mascot a dude dressed like Freddie Mercury. And then use the different Queen songs for first downs, TDs, and Ws. Profit.

The right coach could’ve brought a decent QB out of Baker (which we’ve seen in both LA and TB), we could’ve kept DJ, could’ve kept all our draft picks, and would almost certainly be in the division race this year. And if not? Caleb Williams. Tepper showed Jordan-like impatience with the end of last year and I don’t think he’s done yet.

We did it, boys!

You didn't like the opportunity to turn a two-possession game into a two-possession game?

Riverboat not too riverboat on that one.

Why are they throwing downfield instead of running 400 screens?

Evero is clearly the best coach on this entire staff.

Firing him and promoting Evero would have a similar impact of Wilks over Rhule, I think. We'll wait too long to do it... If we do it at all (we won't).

I was saying during the draft lead-up that everything people were saying about Richardson, I heard the exact same things about Cam. Almost verbatim. Now with hindsight people will say "everybody knew Cam would be good!" but those of us old enough to remember can still hear he's not smart enough, he can't just out-athlete everybody in the NFL like he did in college, he doesn't love football, on and on. I'm still optimistic about Bryce but not with this coach.

Considering the first throw of that video goes downfield, it's already impossible to tell. I need to see rookie Cam's 36 straight screen pass game.

I actually think coaching is becoming MORE important in the league. Because of all the offensive innovations recently, you're seeing coaches taking the same talent and doing so much more with them.

And yet... He has only 26 carries this year compared to 54 for Sanders. I'm genuinely curious why he's not our lead back. Do we feel obligated to feed Sanders since we gave him so much money?

He got hosed there. Vince Lombardi himself wouldn't win anything with Josh Rosen at quarterback.

You know what else is not cool? This fuggin' offense.

I don't think it has to be perfect, I think it needs to be at least one step up from "liquid diarrhea"