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We only won 5 games I think is what he’s trolling you about

Nevermind, I’m an idiot

New guy won't have the best offensive line in the league, the best RB, the second best pair of WRs and a pro bowl level TE to pair with the best defense.

Sauce Gardner is up next

The only reason he played in the KC super bowl was because both of their starting tackles were out for the year and they literally didn't have anyone else since their left tackle tore his achilles in the AFC Championship.

Yeah, about that... https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/44289354/sources-texans-derek-stingley-reach-3-year-90m-extension

I would think this is skewed a bit by having your starting QB, LT, and two WRs on rookie contracts. We probably end up with at least one defensive end in this year's draft class. And Brian Burns plays a premium position, but I'm sure glad we're not paying him the 4th highest salary at his position.

It was not at all a secret that we tried to at the last trade deadline. Nobody wanted a back of his average caliber with his way above average contract

For the “we are the idiots, the cowboys knew this guy wasn’t that good crowd”, the cowboys just signed Miles Sanders.

Cowboys fans are pissed that they let him go to sign Javonte Williams

Arizona and the Patriots are not exactly contenders either

Edit: Nevrmind, everyone’s already called this out as a farce

Lol

Totally agree on them both looking bad. Incognito would have no chance of winning a suit after the infamous voicemail he left. "Hey, wassup, you half n----- piece of s---. I saw you on Twitter, you been training 10 weeks. [I want to] s--- in your f---ing mouth. [I'm going to] slap your f---ing mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. F--- you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

The Steelers apparently reached out to them to see if they were interested in a trade and they said no

The QBs who end up going now as alternates are ridiculous. Tyler Huntley a couple of years ago and Drake Maye this year.

I remember the ref saying something about repeat penalties after the Texans kept jumping offsides trying to block eddys game winner last year

Ickmule and GRITS being fans of them too makes it extremely hard for me to be happy for them

This, and the Cardinals game likely doesn't go into overtime if he doesn't miss an XP in that one.

Imo it says a lot about hooker that they immediately made bridgewater the backup a few weeks after he was coaching HS football and signed with them

Taylor will continue to be a fixture, they’ll have Travis at important games, she’ll hang out with the even more annoying Mrs mahomes

He’s also running behind largely the same offensive line that made Miles Sanders a nearly 1300 yard 11 TD back

Nantz and Romo

I’m rooting for whoever wins this game the rest of the way. Would prefer Baltimore