Matt Foley

How do you all know that?

I am posting that on the board.

I feel like a kid being asked to choose which parent he wants to live with. I'm moving in with the Zods.

I just tied you up with NC Biscuit at 24

Okay, then. Since I didn't vote for Obama, I owe the Muslims one. Consider it done.

You promise never to eat dog meat ever again?

Kelly Brook

Trust me, you'd be disappointed. She's not ugly, but she's not anything to fap over, either. She's in the water on her back with her little puppy, and one of her other puppies pops out to say hello. I saw it right away. Can't believe she hasn't.

I know her favorite brand of milk. It's Borden. Heh heh heh.

I know her middle name.

Too late. She's in my trunk. Which reminds me...it's about dinner time...

1, 2, 3, 4, I declare an Ashley war

You didn't get the memo? Jangler put me up to it....mwahahahaa

I wasn't pissed. I just didn't want my joke to be turned into another Obama sucks, no Bush sucks war. I have some pretty liberal friends on facebook.

That was you? Why you no good no account sumbitch...LOL

True story...Ryan Vermillion, the Panthers trainer, came to Carolina after several years in Miami. The Dolphins consulted him on whether to sign Drew Brees or Daunte Culpepper. He told them one of them was coming off surgery to his throwing shoulder and one was coming off knee surgery, and to do the math. So in a way, we can thank Vermillion for the Saints success.

Lol

LOL. I'll change it soon.

It's true.

You too, dude!

Oh, okay. LOL. I hate u too. I like all the other letters, though. Especially z.

LOL. why?

http://deadspin.com/5272807/the-caliparis-continue-to-use-social-networking-tools-to-bash-pat-forde?t=13176225

Dude, you gotta read Erin Calipari's facebook messages about Pat Forde....funniest....poo.....ever