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Every era has bad music. The reason old music seem better is because no one remembers the bad music from the 60s and the 70s; the 1% songs that are worth remembering are the ones that get air time on oldies/classic rock stations. And only about half of those are any good. I for one, am getting more nostalgic about the music in the 90s, and I realized that's because I've forgotten almost all of it, and the hundred 90s songs or so that I play on rotation are all that I remember, so it seems like a golden era. "Oh, man! The 90s had Oasis, and the GooGoo Dolls, and No Doubt, Eminem was blowing up, and fuggin Nirvana, man! 90s music was so much better!" Sometimes I forget that the 90s also produced Aqua and Sisqo. It's our job to weather the storm of modern bad music, and push the next generation to recognize good music moderns artists are putting out to ensure that the 99% of crappy music is gladly forgotten. Music isn't getting worse, you're just getting to be more discerning. Make sure the next generation learns to do likewise, so they can look back on their Bieber fandom and think to themselves, "Why the hell was I listening to this tripe?"

No one is willing to watch it again.

Okay, seriously, I'm stumped. What exactly are you supposed to put in his mouth?

This was in my Facebook feed; I love my friends:

Baby spinach, edamame, cranberries. Romaine, sliced grilled chicken, southwest veggie mix, Frank's Red Hot.

I was about to say, in what world does a diet coke cost $22?

I'll say 3-5 times, unless I have an uh-oh after Chipotle.

Adam Hughes badassery: Best comic book artist alive if you ask me.

Wow, that guy pretty unashamedly rips off Adam Hughes' style.

That's bogus. What size condom you buy has nothing to do with your junk. I mean' it's been roundly proven that like 99% of guys don't hang enough dong that they require a Magnum vs. a standard condom. It's just totally a vanity thing. If anything it just proves that people in those states are the most vain and insecure. Oh, wait...I'm from the District of Columbia... Yeah, fug all that poo I just said. This is totally true!

Did he peel out when he left?

BTW, I just realized Stamper is CJ the Security Guard from the 2004 Dawn of the Dead. I knew I recognized him from somewhere! The redneck beard threw me off.

So this crap is okay, but we can't have nips in the lovely ladies section... -Huddle Logic.

I bet you don't.

More than half of people disagree with you. That's why he won. The outcome is based in fan voting. And White Ranger has powers beyond a grapple and fire breath. He'd make Scorpion, Smoke, and Subzero his prison sissies. And what's Reptile gonna do? Spit sticky acid at a Zord? Although in the interest of full disclosure the voting was so close, they shot an alternate ending with scorpion winning. Both are epic:

Posted in the Cam Newton threads, but "Unshakable Cam" should be immortalized here as well: http://imgur.com/a/NgrhF

"That's spray paint shaking mode, you say?"

Don't worry, I gotcha. I noticed as well. Just thought I'd make everyone uncomfortable for a second.