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Also, this was a big hit in D.C. Like a Boss.

Boy do I wish it wasn't an elbow.

Is that a tub or miracle whip? That explains one thing, but opens up about 20 more questions.

Krav Maga!

No. But now it sounds like I have plans for Halloween! And yeah, they really do have good service there. The only drawback in my GF is the uber jealous type, and she get's really pissed off when all the waiters hit on me right in front of her. But you're wrong, the best part about DuPont is the bars give you the most generous pours I've ever seen. I got a whiskey sour at Cobalt: 3 oz of whiskey, 1 oz sour mix, $6. If I didn't know better, I'd say "Bruce" was trying to get me drunk.

My girlfriend lives in Dupont Circle in Washington D.C. (For you non-Washingtonians, it's affectionately known as the "Fruit Loop"). This is kind of what Saturday night looks like when I go to the bar.

Lol. I love it when white people half-heartedly try dance moves. They kind of work their way up to doing it slowly and then stop after like 10 seconds. It's really fun to watch.

This cartoon has actually made me examine my life and decide how I want to live going forward. Powerful stuff for a couple of stick figures.

This. I've put 2 cats down in the last 6 months, and that fuggin story about Ugly damned near made me cry in my cube.

I lol'd, but unfortunately I think it's fake. Why would a detailed medical diagnosis be included in the police report?

The "Tenso" meme sucks. Good job, Brazil. You actually created a lamer Internet phenomena than Rick Rolling.

How the fug do they know?

...dammit. Well it's the first time I've found one, and I'm nowhere near an airport. All bow before Mighty Google Maps God Cat Poop!

I know, it's not that cool, but come on, what are the odds?

God, I'm scared to know what happens if you don't select family safe. One thing's for sure, it couldn't possibly be any more hairy.

Dude, we've got to stop linking out to this site. I clicked on the image then found I had a popunder that was a webcam of two fat people boffing. I'm probably on a list at my office now.

Just pulled this gem from Facebook. (Hooray for lax image privacy rights!)