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This is a tough situation. My female cousin was a nurse for a quadriplegic boy who was about 16 at the time when she was in college. But apparently he wasn't a quintiplegic ifyoucatchmydrift. And I guess the physical contact from her was too much for a 16-year-old virgin to bear. It was obviously just a natural reaction for a pubescent male, but he also couldn't do anything about it. My cousin used to feel bad for him, and even on occasion thought about "helping him out." My cousin and I have been talking about this, and we considering the idea of either creating a sort of "medical masturbator" or hypothetically, specially trained nurses who do this kind of thing for people in these situations. Purely for medical reasons; prescription manual gratifiers. No house calls for a headache. If you can smoke weed for glaucoma, why can't you hire a hooker for paralysis? Because honestly, imagine if you had no working arms and working junk. It's a fate worse than death.

My fave:

Did I really need to spell out everything in my description? I figured I would leave that as a little surprise for those who took the time to click the link; like a little cream cheese inside of a chocolate cupcake.

Actually my original image was dragon humping a car, but upon unpleasantly closer inspection, there are dragon balls in there that have nothing to do with anime. Better sub it out... But here is the dragon humping a car link: http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa6065c955d7caba4cb0fedd70fde747/tumblr_mmp965vc1w1rhwl4ko1_r3_400.gif

I remember when my dad used to take me seal fishing.

Holy crap. I didn't even think that was possible.

Late-nite TV watchers will know:

As an artist, I can honestly say I wouldn't mind a range of flesh colored pencils and markers, regardless of how racist the packaging is. Beats the hell out of spending 20 minutes picking the right $7 Copic marker that looks like flesh tone to me, coloring in a drawing I've spent 4 hours penciling and inking, and then leaning back and going, "God he looks pink."

For today's installation of cats pwning children:

Yep. Those Europeans actually come up with some damn good beer cocktails. Also like this Belgian Sunrise: Allagash White layered on Framboise.

I invented a new cocktail... I call it a redneck mimosa.

As I've ventured deeper into my mid-20s, the more I see pictures like this, the more I realize I'm wasting my life. Ever since the "Selling all my stuff and moving to Hawai'i" thread, I find myself asking "why the fug not?" all the time.

It's Always Sunny just went up like 3 notches as far as clever writing goes:

You know how they have those fraud detectives who check to see if you are actually injured when you are claiming disability. I think they should have those for medical benefits, and if the detective snaps a photo of you like this, you're inelligible.

Also, this was a big hit in D.C. Like a Boss.

Boy do I wish it wasn't an elbow.

Is that a tub or miracle whip? That explains one thing, but opens up about 20 more questions.

Krav Maga!